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land_of_bo

« Reply #45 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:14:13 »

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming the channel?





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« Reply #46 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:14:26 »

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Because your dads cock tastes funny


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What a fine time we will have, you bad man :advercool:
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« Reply #47 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:19:21 »

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don't be so fucking touchy. everyone is different, and a sense of humour is subjective.


Well I would say I have a very good sense of humour but I don't like the baby jokes.

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« Reply #48 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:19:46 »

I'm not saying that Bens family is into incest, but when he was fucking his sister and she said: 'You're not as good as Dad', he said: 'Yeah, that's what Mum says'.
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« Reply #49 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:23:11 »

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don't be so fucking touchy. everyone is different, and a sense of humour is subjective.


Well I would say I have a very good sense of humour but I don't like the baby jokes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?


hence the use of the word subjective. People find different things funny.

ps. and Sharky - Fuck off.







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« Reply #50 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:24:22 »

all kinds of quote problems there... meh.
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« Reply #51 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:24:51 »

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming the channel?





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« Reply #52 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:31:00 »

Quote from: "jayohaitchenn"
all kinds of quote problems there... meh.


If you want to be like that then thats your perogative....
If you find sick baby jokes funny then you have a serious problem and in my view people like you deserve to be hung and shot with a shotgun to the face to be sure because you make our world a worse place to live.

For the record I had a baby that died when he was just 4 days old....so I don't appreciate the so called 'humour' so go fuck yourself you immature little fuck!
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« Reply #53 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:31:54 »

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I don't believe you do......I was thinking more along the lines of you should be able to distinguish between good and bad taste....and these baby jokes are simply sick.

Anyone who finds them funny has serious problems and I advise them to seek help from a psychiatrist.

its not funny, it's not clever......grow up


The bad taste bit is sort of the point? I think you've just instilled in me a love of dead baby jokes that I thought I'd lost.

As for having serious problems and needing help from a psychiatrist you might have a point, I don't however think that these stem from finding dead baby jokes amusing.

I ain't growing up either. I'm like a drunk peter pan.


Anyhoo...

What's worse than ten dead baby's in a big pile of rotting baby flesh?






Nine dead baby's in a big pile of rotting baby flesh with one alive baby trying to eat it's way out.
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« Reply #54 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:33:30 »

Quote from: "Sharky"
Quote from: "jayohaitchenn"
all kinds of quote problems there... meh.


If you want to be like that then thats your perogative....
If you find sick baby jokes funny then you have a serious problem and in my view people like you deserve to be hung and shot with a shotgun to the face to be sure because you make our world a worse place to live.

For the record I had a baby that died when he was just 4 days old....so I don't appreciate the so called 'humour' so go fuck yourself you immature little fuck!


To be fair, all humour offends someone. Or do you not laugh at anything that could be offensive to anyone else?
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« Reply #55 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:34:39 »

Ben.

You are a sick fucker.

Got anymore? Cheesy
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« Reply #56 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:36:22 »

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Ben.

You are a sick fucker.

Got anymore? Cheesy


Nah I think I'm done. I hadn't read sharky's previous post when I posted it. I agree with what you said though. All humour offends someone, doesn't mean that we shouldn't have jokes.
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« Reply #57 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:37:19 »

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Quote from: "Sharky"
Quote from: "jayohaitchenn"
all kinds of quote problems there... meh.


If you want to be like that then thats your perogative....
If you find sick baby jokes funny then you have a serious problem and in my view people like you deserve to be hung and shot with a shotgun to the face to be sure because you make our world a worse place to live.

For the record I had a baby that died when he was just 4 days old....so I don't appreciate the so called 'humour' so go fuck yourself you immature little fuck!


To be fair, all humour offends someone. Or do you not laugh at anything that could be offensive to anyone else?


I know what your trying to say.....but you wouldn't walk up to a man with one arm and tell a sick one armed man joke to him would you (well some on here seem like they might) so I wanted to make the point that there are people on here that do take offense to these kind of jokes and I'd appreciate it if they left off them......there are plenty of other jokes!
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« Reply #58 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:37:36 »

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Anyhoo...

What's worse than ten dead baby's in a big pile of rotting baby flesh?






Nine dead baby's in a big pile of rotting baby flesh with one alive baby trying to eat it's way out.



Did you just make that one up Benjamin ?

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red macca

« Reply #59 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:37:53 »

I dont agree with that hertha mate.No one ever makes jokes about cancer  because its not funny and people in some way have or are likely to be affected by it some day.In the same way a joke about babys is not funny at all.All this is just my opinion though obviously

Sharkt sorry to hear about your loss although i would suggest you just dont read this thread anymore
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