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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, February 6, 2007, 18:49:14 » |
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Three Pregnant irish women are sat around knitting jumpers and discussing the iminent births. The first Irish women says, "I hope my baby is a boy, beause i have blue wool." The second remarks, "I hope mines a girl. I bought pink wool especially." The third looks down and says, "I hope mines a spastic cause I've fucked the arms up."
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Ben Wah Balls
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, February 6, 2007, 19:39:11 » |
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What's green and runs round your garden?
A hedge.
Ahahhahhaha.
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Northern Red
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, February 7, 2007, 14:43:00 » |
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a bar, the barman says "is this some kind of joke?" An man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "I'll have a pint please....and one for the road" A brain walks into a bar and asks for a pint, and the barman says: "I'm not serving you, you're already out of your skull!" A man walks into a bar carrying a set of jump leads. The barman says: "Get out, you look like you might start something" A dyslexic man walks into a bra.... A seal walks into a club..... |
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, February 7, 2007, 16:28:29 » |
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Few favourites: Two parrots sat on a perch. One says to the other "Can you Smell fish??". Two Fish in a tank. One says to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing??" Whats brown and sticky? A: A Stick.  |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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lebowski
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, February 7, 2007, 18:26:03 » |
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what's yellow and smells like bananas?
monkey sick
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, February 7, 2007, 18:30:06 » |
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What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A Pat on the head
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, February 7, 2007, 18:32:42 » |
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What do you call a donkey with 1 eye and 3 legs?
A winkey wonkey
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Ginginho
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, February 7, 2007, 19:12:50 » |
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What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?
Philippe Pholoppe
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Rich Pullen
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, February 7, 2007, 19:26:07 » |
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Patient: Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a wigwam and a teepe. Doctor: Calm down, you're too-ten(t)se. Rubbish 
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, February 8, 2007, 16:25:29 » |
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Jade Goody has been attacked in her home by an intruder with a large knife.
Police have arrested Shilpa's Mother..............Ma Shetty
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magicroundabout
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, February 8, 2007, 16:43:51 » |
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Q: what do you find in a fairys condom?
A: fairy liquid
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herthab
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, February 9, 2007, 22:15:10 » |
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How do you get a fat woman into bed? Piece of cake  |
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It's All Good..............
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Batch
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, February 9, 2007, 22:30:46 » |
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The old uns are, um, old.....
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Two birds sitting on a perch, one says "can you smell fish?
How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, February 9, 2007, 22:32:18 » |
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Whats black & white and eats like a horse?
A zebra!
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« Reply #29 on: Saturday, February 10, 2007, 15:46:27 » |
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The invisibile man marries the invisibile woman. The kids wernt much to look at either...
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aptain Cabinet, trapped in a cabinet, can he get out? will he get out? course he can.
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