Bartek in Swindon??

[Bob's Orange]

Upload them bartek!!!  can I have my 40p tip back?

40p

Tight cunt

he only whent 5 miles got charged £18.60p

Surely it would have been easier to give the guy a 20 spot instead of insisting for the golden nugget. Bet he was delighted when you said 'call it £19 mate'!!

[Ralphy]

Ash is a fucking nightmare with taxi drivers.

We got in a cab once to head into town from his place and he started banging on about foreign taxi drivers being useless and not knowing the way and how him and his mates ripped the piss out of one the night before.

He failed to notice the driver was Indian  

[Bushey Boy]

ah see ralphus you are jumping to conclusions, the 'indian' taxi driver was my next door neighbour and he knows me.  He like I do not mind people working but should speak the language of the customer.....

As for my mates ripping the piss, we got in a V cars taxi and said town please he said can you show us the way, we said yeah turn left and he turned right, after doing this about 4 times we started laughing and wghen we wanted to go left we would say right he realised we were doing this and told us to get out, he said we were rude english men, we explained we found it funny and that if was so stupid he would get in trouble after midnight with piss heads.

Dont exagerate it ralph

[Ralphy]