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If women weren't allowed to drive, think of all the positives? 1: Public transport would improve, as they would all have to go on the bus to do their shopping. 2: Road congestion would decrease. 3: Pollution would be reduced. 4: I wouldn't have written my car off because some dopey mare slammed her brakes on for no fucking reason! I'm suprised one of the major political parties haven't put this in their manifesto. It would get my vote.  |
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 11:19:49 » |
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4: I wouldn't have written my car off because some dopey mare slammed her brakes on for no fucking reason! Tailgating were we ??  |
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:08:26 » |
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All drivers annoy me. I reckon that you should only be aloud to drive on a certain number of days a year which you have to pre book.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:16:55 » |
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I used to like you ben, if no one could drive apart from on certain days imagion the lack of beer due to supplies not being able to be delivered?
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:34:23 » |
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I used to like you ben, if no one could drive apart from on certain days imagion the lack of beer due to supplies not being able to be delivered? Beer delivery is clearly exempt from such madness. |
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herthab
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:40:05 » |
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4: I wouldn't have written my car off because some dopey mare slammed her brakes on for no fucking reason! Tailgating were we ??
Only cos she was going so fucking slowly! |
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:43:31 » |
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That means you went into her and you are at fault. Case rested.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:44:38 » |
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They should also ban old people on the road!! I think people over 70 should have a test every year.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:50:49 » |
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and horses......
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:53:03 » |
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and horses...... :evil: just dialling your number now..........  |
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:54:29 » |
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True ash. I was doing 60 this morning along a B road. Not speeding, clear day No ice....suddenly the car in front decided to break hard. The Reason- I horse on the otherside of the road!! Why??
I'll wait for a slating off birdy...
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:54:57 » |
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and horses...... :evil: just dialling your number now.......... And definitely women on horses. And milkfloats. And bicycles. And cars better than mine.... |
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 13:00:46 » |
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and horses...... :evil: just dialling your number now.......... And definitely women on horses. And milkfloats. And bicycles. And cars better than mine.... What annoys me is cyclists that cause hold ups on the roads when there is a fucking decent cycle path along the same bit of road. fucking use them you ignorant cunts. p.s I no longer have to ride my horse on the road, so no more idiots running my big black horse over whilst he is covered in florescent bits and bobs and a massive florescent jacket, then the driver saying "i didn't see you" and nearly killing 3 horses 3 riders and a cyclist. mother fucking cunt. He got wrath of Birdy and he wet himself in fear. Be warned. |
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 13:28:52 » |
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Men are only good drivers because they think 6 Inches in 9 Inches!
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 13:49:11 » |
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Men are only good drivers because they think 6 Inches in 9 Inches! wrong chick, they think 6 inches is 12 inches |
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