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richiestfc

« on: Monday, January 22, 2007, 22:03:56 »

was on the way to college today on the good old bus and suddenly i hear this massive bang from below me and this dappy old cow had just plowed into the side of the bus when pulling out of a juntion.... she said she was distracted by ongoing traffic but how could you miss a double decker bus??? she completly smashed the front end of her brand new bmw soapy tit wank ... just proves that women really cant drive!!  :roll:
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, January 22, 2007, 22:05:51 »

How many times has this arguement actually been posted, TOO MANY.

If I posted everytime I saw a male crash/bump his car the forum would be inundated.
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sonic youth

« Reply #2 on: Monday, January 22, 2007, 22:06:38 »

YOU HAVE INCURRED THE WRATH OF LADY, SHE SHALL SMITE YOU WITH HER LADY WAYS.

I've never crashed my car and I'm male, this proves that I am an awesome driver.
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, January 22, 2007, 22:06:44 »

No, not really, It just proves that One Woman can't drive  :roll:
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, January 22, 2007, 22:07:51 »

i've never crashed mine, doesnt mean i dont wreck em all somehow, i just dont look after em very well.
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, January 22, 2007, 22:10:27 »

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YOU HAVE INCURRED THE WRATH OF LADY, SHE SHALL SMITE YOU WITH HER LADY WAYS.

I've never crashed my car and I'm male, this proves that I am an awesome driver.


But seriously, how many threads on women drivers? Gets boring after a while. I'd rather talk about African Land snails or something  Cool
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, January 22, 2007, 22:12:49 »

Oooh and me start a thread.
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, January 22, 2007, 22:13:34 »

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Oooh and me start a thread.


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« Reply #8 on: Monday, January 22, 2007, 22:14:30 »

i was sat on the bus a few weeks back, it was stopped at the bus-stop, and then there was this massive bang, and i got thrown forward. Turns out an old man wasn't looking were he was going, and rammed straight into the rear-end of this huge blue bus. His car was written off, and their was a little dent in the back of the bus.

I felt well sorry for the old man though. he was old and shaking and looked proper scared.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, January 22, 2007, 22:14:55 »

Quote from: "richiestfc"
she completly smashed the front end of her brand new bmw soapy tit wank


Are they new?
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 01:50:03 »

is the whole thing related to the number of miles completed by women compared to mem relavent. i believe men complete 3 times the amount of miles annually compared to woman. which is why sheilas wheels offer such good deals
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 08:42:44 »

I'm the best driver in town.... Cool  Cheesy
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 09:08:49 »

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q12/herthab/womendrivers.jpg
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 10:37:10 »

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        funniest thing I ever heard. FACT.  Wink
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 10:47:00 »

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Quote from: "stfcfan"
I'm the best driver in town.... Cool  Cheesy



        funniest thing I ever heard. FACT.  Wink


What you saying?!!
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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