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Sussex

« on: Wednesday, December 13, 2006, 15:01:44 »

Put steak and kidney pie in oven.

Cook veg and make gravy.

Drain veg in sink and in the process drop the pie in a bowl full of washing up.

What a twat  Sad
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STFC Village

« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, December 13, 2006, 15:09:15 »

2 things;

Why are you having dinner at 3pm?

Surely it takes two hands to drain veg? Were you balancing the pie on your head?

Oh yeah..... you spastic Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, December 13, 2006, 15:13:11 »



S P A S T I C

actually - even a spastic would put his plate down before he drained the veg  :-))(  Wink
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Sussex

« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, December 13, 2006, 15:14:29 »

I'm off work this week, so the body clock's not quite right.

The veg was that microwave stuff, so just had to shake a bag over the sink.

Peas, carrots, sweetcorn and gravy.. lush!
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, December 13, 2006, 15:16:05 »

Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Put steak and kidney pie in oven.

Cook veg and make gravy.

Drain veg in sink and in the process drop the pie in a bowl full of washing up.

What a twat  Sad


sounds like a perfect excuse for a curry to me  Cool

SPASTIC HANDS
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Piemonte

« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, December 13, 2006, 15:16:52 »

this  is what happens when you start drinking at 10am Wink
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, December 13, 2006, 15:17:56 »

BIGOS !!! ŻUR !!! KAPUSTA Z GROCHEM !!!

DELICIOUS !!!
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, December 13, 2006, 15:20:50 »

I think you should tell all the boys and girls what you did in tesco this morning too
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, December 13, 2006, 15:22:31 »

oh dear this is gonna make me heave isn't it :shock:
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Sussex

« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, December 13, 2006, 15:32:50 »

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oh dear this is gonna make me heave isn't it :shock:


Ha ha, not at all magic.

Me: 20 B&H and a book of stamps please.

Old lady behind the counter: 1st class sir?

Me: Yes please.

OLBC: Book of 6 or 12 sir?

Me: 6 please, I haven't got many friends. (in a jokey kind of way)

OLBC: "Oh don't say that" - then bursts into tears.

Ooops  :|
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, December 13, 2006, 15:39:14 »

Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "magicroundabout"
oh dear this is gonna make me heave isn't it :shock:


Ha ha, not at all magic.

Me: 20 B&H and a book of stamps please.

Old lady behind the counter: 1st class sir?

Me: Yes please.

OLBC: Book of 6 or 12 sir?

Me: 6 please, I haven't got many friends. (in a jokey kind of way)

OLBC: "Oh don't say that" - then bursts into tears.

Ooops  :|



           
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, December 13, 2006, 16:09:46 »

Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "magicroundabout"
oh dear this is gonna make me heave isn't it :shock:


Ha ha, not at all magic.

Me: 20 B&H and a book of stamps please.

Old lady behind the counter: 1st class sir?

Me: Yes please.

OLBC: Book of 6 or 12 sir?

Me: 6 please, I haven't got many friends. (in a jokey kind of way)

OLBC: "Oh don't say that" - then bursts into tears.

Ooops  :|


Did you give her some special sussex comforting?
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, December 13, 2006, 16:12:57 »

Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "magicroundabout"
oh dear this is gonna make me heave isn't it :shock:


Ha ha, not at all magic.

Me: 20 B&H and a book of stamps please.

Old lady behind the counter: 1st class sir?

Me: Yes please.

OLBC: Book of 6 or 12 sir?

Me: 6 please, I haven't got many friends. (in a jokey kind of way)

OLBC: "Oh don't say that" - then bursts into tears.

Ooops  :|


poor old lady
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, December 13, 2006, 18:44:30 »

Bolognese on the go now, should be ready in 30mins
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, December 13, 2006, 18:46:08 »

Leg of pork for me, with crackling and roast tatties. Mmmmm.....
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