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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #30 on: Monday, December 4, 2006, 19:50:10 »

Oh my god try working in an office which is 50% gay blokes - we had to have themes with our secret santas and most of them are sex related in some way - so innapropraite  :roll:
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« Reply #31 on: Monday, December 4, 2006, 19:54:39 »

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Oh my god try working in an office which is 50% gay blokes - we had to have themes with our secret santas and most of them are sex related in some way - so innapropraite  :roll:


  Is that a politically correct quota system ?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #32 on: Monday, December 4, 2006, 20:15:50 »

Our office xmas 'do' is at the Greyhounds. Should be a great way to waste my money before my 2 week piss up. At least pay day is before christmas but I'll have to make sure someone else funds my drinking on my birthday.
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« Reply #33 on: Monday, December 4, 2006, 20:21:09 »

our football team was supposed to be doing one.

I'm so going to get a bible and a cross  :roll:
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« Reply #34 on: Monday, December 4, 2006, 20:25:05 »

or a haircut. Although it wouldn't be so secret. Maybe if they put a sleeping pill in your drink and did it then. You could have an xmas mullett.
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« Reply #35 on: Monday, December 4, 2006, 20:58:25 »

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I'm so going to get a bible and a cross  :roll:
Full size? Ace!
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Sharky

« Reply #36 on: Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 11:10:02 »

If anyone wants an idea for xmas secret santa presents, I found these quite funny....

http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=12628&random=862468899&cid=40&scid=1

http://www.paramountzone.com/fakebrick.htm

http://www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=1044&src_t=sbk&src_id=phone

And wrap them all up with this stuff! -

http://www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=1257&src_t=cat&src_id=gifts

Yes your welcome, your welcome, christmas is now complete (ly fucking ruined!)  
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Piemonte

« Reply #37 on: Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 11:28:55 »

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Oh my god try working in an office which is 50% gay blokes - we had to have themes with our secret santas and most of them are sex related in some way - so innapropraite  :roll:


 :shock:  Thats a mighty high ratio of todger dodgers, I've been scratching my head to think of what industry you must work in?  Hairdressing? but thats not office based  :?
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Sharky

« Reply #38 on: Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 11:30:38 »

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Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
Oh my god try working in an office which is 50% gay blokes - we had to have themes with our secret santas and most of them are sex related in some way - so innapropraite  :roll:


 :shock:  Thats a mighty high ratio of todger dodgers, I've been scratching my head to think of what industry you must work in?  Hairdressing? but thats not office based  :?


Sorry but i'm confused?...why if they are gay, would they be dodging todgers? I'd have thought they may be cock munchers or brother lovers or something?
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Piemonte

« Reply #39 on: Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 11:32:51 »

Ooops  Oops

I meant Beaver Leavers, clearly the last thing a gay man wants to dodge is a todge

I'm not having a good day at all
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flammableBen

« Reply #40 on: Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 11:34:14 »

Guessing by some of the willy washers oh here, Jamiesfuturewife clearly works at Royal Mail init.
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Sharky

« Reply #41 on: Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 11:35:06 »

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Ooops  Oops

I meant Beaver Leavers, clearly the last thing a gay man wants to dodge is a todge

I've not had a good gay in ages


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Piemonte

« Reply #42 on: Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 11:52:15 »

I know. The standard of butt fucking in Swindon leaves a lot to be desired frankly.

I might move to Brighton and join the SCR love train
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« Reply #43 on: Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 12:16:07 »

choo choo
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Piemonte

« Reply #44 on: Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 12:18:55 »

all aboard!    :piemonte:  :piemonte:  :piemonte:
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