It is on Fridays that people used to always do there top 5 things wasn't it? Well fuck you all, I'm turning it around and going for the worst 5. and it's adverts on the telly. If they're really old they better be memorable much.
Anyhoo in no particular order.
That Bisto one. - Yey pledge your family to instant gravy. Maybe sacrafice your youngest... in a big fucking vat of the stuff.
. Shirley Bassey singing Pink songs doesn't sound good and the whole let's cash into the whole new bond film thing by parodying the last old crap bond film with the ice palace works about as well as jesus in an ipod factory. THe whole thing is just annoying. THey could have given the money spent making it to starving african children.
Any adverts for cd's which include the words 'sumblime new album from...' or 'modern classic' or 'unique sound' or 'modern classic' said by that bird from radio1(?) who sounds like she went through some of the male parts of puberty. With the exeption of S-Club Junior's albums although I think they split up.
Crap that's only 3. I need to watch more tv.
Those WKD adverts which try and sell alcohopop's to men, if I ever catch that working on any of you then it's kicking time. If you want a vodka based drink, why not try vodka. It's like the organic version without all the addative shit.
That Harpic 3 in 1 advert where the bird has all her friends round to see her new born baby. "Can I use your Loo?" one of them asks. Disaster! Having not been able to drink for 9 months she over did the guinness last night and ended up doing the biggest of guinness poo's. Luckily she's got harpic in her toilet so everythings ok!. Phew. Cue voice over "If only everything could stay so fresh.", friend looks disgusted at baby. Why don't you feed it some harpic you silly bitch.
Actually I think I quite like that Harpic one. And I just spent far to much time writing this.
