Been a Dickhead Part II

[Ralphy]

Walrus mate, when will you fucking wake up and realise your not invincible?

I'm not having a go, just trying to make you see things straight.

I don't wanna see you dead or end up in prison.

Drink wrecks lifes.

[walrus]

Its mad I've no idea what happened, recently when I've drunk I become a different person.  Last night I was out of control, to be honest, what the police caught me for was not the worst of my crimes last night.  I was a complete cunt, but it's scared the fuck out of me.

I've asked on a football forum as I'm not telling people I actually know, or they'll think I'm a cunt too.  I'll be having a few weeks off the sauce to be fair....

[Simon Pieman]

Walrus. This might sound a little over the top, but if all the shit you get in is down to drink (or most of it) and it does sound like this could be the case, maybe you should consider stopping drinking alltogether.

[Ralphy]

You shouldn't be drinking if you go out of control.

I learnt the hard way like you.

When i was 19 i got pissed as fuck up the local, had an argument with a mate over a girl and cos of the drink, was out of control and angry.

I walked home, decided to take my anger out on 4 cars down my road. Neighbour saw me doing it and rang the police.

Police arrived to find me passed out in a bush with a Citroen CV headlamp and a Mondeo arial.

I got £540 in fines and court costs.

[DiV]

so it is speeding or drink driving or both...

Either way, if you want to put your own life at risk then fair enough thats your decision, but by acting like this you are putting countless innocent people at risk as well.

If you've got a brain, use it before you act like a twat again and using drink as an excuse is a cop out, if you drink so much that it affect you that badly, then again this is your own fault...no one makes you drink

Whilst the stupid tales of Walrus can at times, be a funny read the minute you start putting other people in danger is the minute its not fun anymore.

Dont drop the soap..!

[sonic youth]

Walrus. This might sound a little over the top, but if all the shit you get in is down to drink (or most of it) and it does sound like this could be the case, maybe you should consider stopping drinking alltogether.

if you're going to do stupid things, don't fucking drink

[DiV]

ah, yes but he is a uni student so he HAS to drink stupid amounts of alcohol every night in order to be "cool"

Thats how it works, right?

[Simon Pieman]

It doesn't sound like that at all DV

[Ralphy]

I think you should tell your parents though, lying will make it worse.

Can't believe they'd throw you out though.

[Boeta]

fuck me youre a funny cunt

[STFCBird]

You shouldn't be drinking if you go out of control.

I learnt the hard way like you.

When i was 19 i got pissed as fuck up the local, had an argument with a mate over a girl and cos of the drink, was out of control and angry.

I walked home, decided to take my anger out on 4 cars down my road. Neighbour saw me doing it and rang the police.

Police arrived to find me passed out in a bush with a Citroen CV headlamp and a Mondeo arial.

I got £540 in fines and court costs.

Sorry Ralphus I know I shouldn't laugh but.............  where was the arial, that is what I want to know  

[Ralphy]

It is quite funny i must admit!

I still have the huge newspaper cutting from the Banbury Guardian. Don't think i should post it on here though!

[Reg Smeeton]

You shouldn't be drinking if you go out of control.

I learnt the hard way like you.

When i was 19 i got pissed as fuck up the local, had an argument with a mate over a girl and cos of the drink, was out of control and angry.

I walked home, decided to take my anger out on 4 cars down my road. Neighbour saw me doing it and rang the police.

Police arrived to find me passed out in a bush with a Citroen CV headlamp and a Mondeo arial.

I got £540 in fines and court costs.

Sorry Ralphus I know I shouldn't laugh but.............  where was the arial, that is what I want to know  

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[Ralphy]

I was just very angry Reginald!

[Barnard]

I don't think trying to cover this up from your family is going to work walrus.

Don't forget as well as any ban you receive you are likely to get quite a large fine (£5000 is the maximum for driving with excess alcohol), I don't want to frighten you but you could also be sentenced to a maximum of 6 months in prison.

You've been daft enough to get yourself into this mess, time to accept the consequences.