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« Reply #15 on: Friday, October 6, 2006, 11:49:23 »

the obvious would be to build a night club around the ground...and also some flats

I pay the players, they piss up their wages in my nightclub...then go back to thier flat...which they pay rent to me....i pay player

one big cycle...
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, October 6, 2006, 11:57:51 »

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the obvious would be to build a night club around the ground...and also some flats

I pay the players, they piss up their wages in my nightclub...then go back to thier flat...which they pay rent to me....i pay player

one big cycle...


I think Ash, as part of the sales team is trying to be serious here guys !

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« Reply #17 on: Friday, October 6, 2006, 12:03:50 »

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the obvious would be to build a night club around the ground...and also some flats

I pay the players, they piss up their wages in my nightclub...then go back to thier flat...which they pay rent to me....i pay player

one big cycle...


I think Ash, as part of the sales team is trying to be serious here guys !

 Wink


Perfect sense, means it limits the amount of cash leaving the club....

Most gets put back in  Cheesy
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, October 6, 2006, 12:05:33 »

 Beers
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, October 6, 2006, 12:20:18 »

Fruit Machines / Quiz Machines in the stands - half-time entertainment, extra income.

Seat-Rover pass - Extra quid or two on top of ticket at low attendance matches, allows you to move seat at half-time

Chicken Balti Pies - I would buy one

Internet booths in the stands - £1 for 5 minutes, half-time updates on here from the game or half-time porn  Shocked
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, October 6, 2006, 12:28:50 »

Cheeseburger pasties, burger and cheese and ketchup on the inside in pastry. These things need to reach the UK, I've only ever seen them in Africa!
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, October 6, 2006, 12:32:18 »

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the obvious would be to build a night club around the ground...and also some flats

I pay the players, they piss up their wages in my nightclub...then go back to thier flat...which they pay rent to me....i pay player

one big cycle...


I think Ash, as part of the sales team is trying to be serious here guys !

 Wink
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First a serious suggestion:
Run a Bar/BBQ (perhaps even make the food free to encourage more drinkers if the maths works) in the car park before games on warm-ish days. Be dirt cheap to run. Just get a few eskimos full of tinnies, a BBQ, some meat of dubious quality, and a big bloke or two to prevent pilfering of the beer! If the appropriate license could be obtained for doing this, it could be a big winner I reckon.

And whilst I'm on a roll, heres a slightly more ridiculous idea for half time entertainment:
A boat race between teams consisting of 4 fans with their teams pride at stake... If a team contains ladies, they get a 5 second headstart should they comply with the 'tits oot' request prior to the commencement of the race. What could go wrong?!
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, October 6, 2006, 12:45:01 »

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Improve the catering.


Bring in the Pasties.
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, October 6, 2006, 14:00:19 »

food for veggies *awaits the insults*
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, October 6, 2006, 14:04:56 »

chubbs is there no vegitarian food except the chips?
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, October 6, 2006, 14:12:04 »

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food for veggies *awaits the insults*

Quite right  Cheesy
Although i wouldn't waste my money anyway Wink

And as you disgusting sex obsessed lot are so desperate to see women degrading themselves lap dancing :x  I reckon the players should be made to warm up in their underwear for us ladies,that would make me get to the ground earlier Yes [the Cock in his pants slobber Dancing ]
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, October 6, 2006, 14:15:57 »

women get paid for it!
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, October 6, 2006, 14:18:06 »

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women get paid for it!

So do the players!I pay their wages and i demand to see them in their pants!!!
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, October 6, 2006, 14:27:53 »

More advertisment for the club, more sponsers to fund it. Some clubs sponsor all kind of things that happen in the club like the match ball etc. Also open stratton bank for home fans, and do it for familys or summit like a family fun day at £5 each. There are so many ways the club could make the money up but they are just too stupid to realise.
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, October 6, 2006, 14:41:52 »

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chubbs is there no vegitarian food except the chips?


that and a twix or a mars, i mean i dont want no gourmet 3 course meal, its not hard to get some cheese and onion pies, or something similar, coz in all fairness the chips suck.
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