Fred Elliot, Compo, Look What I Bought....

[Leggett]

gt four. has to be. (apart from the wheels he's got on it at the mo, 3-spokes should never, ever be put on a car again.)

[TheKingCY]

Yeah and it was also YELLOW  

Ralph it would have shat on your little car.....you drive like a girl.... :shock:

Driving like a girl??  Thats right up your street...!

[Northern Red]

Grandad driving is ace - it's great winding up the wankers.

Successfully did it to souped up Skoda Fabia in the M6 roadworks the other day.
Slowly overtaking a lorry at about 52 mph when this thing zooms up to about 6 inches from my bumper. Twat. So I then drive at 50mph staying alongside the lorry for the next two miles. We reach the end of the roadworks and the 3rd lane reappears, so off he shoots fat exhaust blaring, doing about 90mph a mile later straight past the copper sat on the side of the road - Woo, Woo, Woo.  

Grandad 1, Chav 0  

[Doore]

Grandad driving is ace - it's great winding up the wankers.

Successfully did it to souped up Skoda Fabia in the M6 roadworks the other day.
Slowly overtaking a lorry at about 52 mph when this thing zooms up to about 6 inches from my bumper. Twat. So I then drive at 50mph staying alongside the lorry for the next two miles. We reach the end of the roadworks and the 3rd lane reappears, so off he shoots fat exhaust blaring, doing about 90mph a mile later straight past the copper sat on the side of the road - Woo, Woo, Woo.  

Grandad 1, Chav 0  

Awesome, well played northern.  The grandads will rule again.

[Piemonte]

GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU SLOW DRIVING GRANDMA CUNTS WHO CANT AFFORD A CAR WITH MORE THAN 20BHP. DONT INFLICT THE HORSEDRAWN CART-ESQUE SPEEDS THAT YOU ARE CAPABLE OF ON THE REST OF THE POPULATION

[Northern Red]

Keep your distance, don't endanger my life and I'll happily get out of the way.

Until then learn to drive and read my window stickers.  

[Piemonte]

Keep your distance, don't endanger my life and I'll happily get out of the way.

Until then learn to drive and read my window stickers.  

Bollocks. You're one of those 70mph middle lane cruisers who are scared to move into the outside lane in case you have to break the speed limit by 3mph to overtake

[Northern Red]

I'm getting a bit bored of it actually - I been downgraded on my return to an automatic  :shock: Renault Megane 1.6. Boooooo

All I can do is sit in the middle lane. Going any faster requires shovelling coal into the hatch through the front and whipping the hamsters.  

However I'm saving up nicely (this one's 44mpg average) and the next one will be just silly.  

[RobertT]

Don't get me wrong, I find doing less than 80 on the Motorway a chore.  I just despise arrogant fools in crazy cars driving aggressively, so I revert to slower driving, even if I would normally drive at the same pace as them.

I might do 90 on the Motorway, but I would never feel the need to slip stream someone, I'll ease up and keep my distance until they move back over.

I also like to drive around people in the middle lane when there is no need, so I pass them on the outside then let them take over me again and then do it again, just so they get the point that they need to move over.

[oxford_fan]

middle-laners get my goat when they sit there clearly not overtaking anything.

i gesture angrily and sometimes undertake them.

[Sade]

My driving instructor wanted me to race a mini yesterday! He said 'show that mini what speed is'. I was scared but I did it.

[sonic youth]

compo, if you get an m3 i'm going to befriend you.

[Leggett]

you whore

[Sade]

My mate has this car and I bloody love it. One of my favourites. Hes 22 mind, so I really don't know how on earth he has one but he's very lucky. Everyone hates him for it. When I went for a spin I felt so special  

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c258/Sadie09/lotus-elise-1.jpg

[Ginginho]

P.S. One other thing.

It's green

I also have a green Fiesta