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« Reply #60 on: Sunday, September 3, 2006, 12:01:30 » |
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I just found out what a Monkey face is :| A pirate's even worse. Whits you're sick!  :-- |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
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« Reply #61 on: Sunday, September 3, 2006, 12:09:20 » |
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what is a Monkey face then?
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« Reply #62 on: Sunday, September 3, 2006, 15:12:29 » |
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what is a Monkey face then? I didn't know either, so I googled it: "a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!"  Edit: I also found pirate: "When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate." Ace  |
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« Reply #63 on: Sunday, September 3, 2006, 15:17:26 » |
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ewwwwwww you are sik
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« Reply #64 on: Sunday, September 3, 2006, 15:19:57 » |
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now now Petra, dont knock it till you've tried it!!
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Whits
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« Reply #65 on: Sunday, September 3, 2006, 15:23:08 » |
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I also found pirate:
"When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate."
the version i've heard of that makes it a bit more funny, after you kick her in the shin run away so she'll be hobbling after you covering her eye, will make her look like a proper pirate :| |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #66 on: Sunday, September 3, 2006, 17:26:37 » |
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I also found pirate:
"When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate."
the version i've heard of that makes it a bit more funny, after you kick her in the shin run away so she'll be hobbling after you covering her eye, will make her look like a proper pirate :| Whits you lied to me. I am trying to remember the one blackcurrant told me that was funny too, something about a dragon......... |
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« Reply #67 on: Sunday, September 3, 2006, 17:29:52 » |
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 Ace avatar Birdy!was Blackcurrant flashing you again  |
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I was a small, fat child in a welfare house
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« Reply #68 on: Sunday, September 3, 2006, 17:32:14 » |
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I am trying to remember the one blackcurrant told me that was funny too, something about a dragon......... "While recieving a blowjob. You punch the girl in the face right when you cum so that it comes out of her nose." |
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« Reply #69 on: Sunday, September 3, 2006, 17:37:17 » |
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who thinks these things up?
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« Reply #70 on: Sunday, September 3, 2006, 17:56:56 » |
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Ace avatar Birdy!was Blackcurrant flashing you again no, it was sonic :shock: I am trying to remember the one blackcurrant told me that was funny too, something about a dragon......... "While recieving a blowjob. You punch the girl in the face right when you cum so that it comes out of her nose." maybe it was a Red Dragon |
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« Reply #71 on: Sunday, September 3, 2006, 18:01:07 » |
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It's an angry dragon. And you slap on the back of her head. If you punch her in the face she's going to go backwards.
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« Reply #72 on: Sunday, September 3, 2006, 18:02:58 » |
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I love it when you get all technical Dave.
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« Reply #73 on: Sunday, September 3, 2006, 18:06:27 » |
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It's an angry dragon. And you slap on the back of her head. If you punch her in the face she's going to go backwards. Speaking from experience Dave? |
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« Reply #74 on: Sunday, September 3, 2006, 18:06:47 » |
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we need diagrams. Any chance FB?
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