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sonicyouth

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« on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 00:21:03 »

http://www.k-y.co.uk/

IT EXISTS!

The advert is so fucking vague I wasn't sure if I'd dreamt it. I've sent for a free sample ;-)
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 00:22:26 »

i saw that today when i was waching desperate housewives (will explain in another thread)
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 00:28:40 »

marvellous stuff - sample ordered
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 03:52:07 »

Quote from: "sonicyouth"
http://www.k-y.co.uk/

IT EXISTS!

The advert is so fucking vague I wasn't sure if I'd dreamt it. I've sent for a free sample ;-)
do you reckon it'll be in discreet packaging? don' really want to walk into the uni postroom and leave with an envelope with "KY JELLY" stamped all over it.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:20:15 »

exactly my thoughts oxford fan, exactly my thoughts
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officially blacker than the night.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 16:45:34 »

6-8 weeks...bastards  :twisted:
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 17:24:45 »

These things are always discreetly packaged.

Trust me.

If not you just blame it on someone else.

Can’t wait for my hot wank
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 17:39:15 »

Why dont you just go buy some,or use deep heat. Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 17:42:12 »

Or get a girlfriend.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 18:03:22 »

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Or get a girlfriend.

 Soapy Tit Wank
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 20:28:13 »

warming k-y? For those cold winter bumming sessions. Right kids?
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, March 10, 2005, 23:29:46 »

anyone got there sample yet?  Oops  Wink
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, March 10, 2005, 23:35:15 »

dazza, probably. might explain why he's not been around.
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, March 11, 2005, 13:40:08 »

I'm still in waiting.

Got my self a dial a shag or fuck buddy as it's also known.  Fit prime 18 years nymphette, no strings, drinks like Billy the fish and gets her round in.

What more could an old man want?

Still a hot wank does sound good.
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Piemonte

« Reply #14 on: Friday, March 11, 2005, 14:07:34 »

We need pics Dazzza, prefrebly pornographic
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