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« on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 15:13:14 »

Mid-Air Security Scare
Updated: 16:06, Wednesday August 16, 2006

A flight from London to Washington has been diverted to Boston because of a disturbance onboard.

Three passengers on United Flight 923 from Heathrow reportedly had a confrontation with the flight crew.

A female passenger was said to be hysterical and had been carrying a screwdriver, vaseline and matches.

She was also reportedly carrying a note about terror group al Qaeda.

The plane, which was carrying 182 passengers and 12 crew members, was escorted to Boston's Logan International Airport by fighter jets.

State Police took control of the plane after it landed.

All the passengers have been taken off the plane and their carry-on luggage is being checked.

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Piemonte

« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 15:17:35 »

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A female passenger was said to be hysterical and had been carrying a screwdriver, vaseline and matches.
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anal, and matches to light a fag afterwards?

fuck knows what she wanted a screwdriver for though. kinky bitch
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 15:20:00 »

Maybe it was a hint she wanted a hard screw
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 15:26:32 »

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Maybe it was a hint she wanted a hard screw


I see what you did there Simon Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 15:34:31 »

How was she planning on taking a plane down with a screwdriver, vaseline and matches?

Must be a fucking blonde.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 16:27:19 »

normally no-one would give a shit. this is just a knee-jerk reaction to a load of suspected extremists getting knicked.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 16:29:34 »

that's mental. they serve orange juice on planes anyway, why did she take her own?
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 16:33:29 »

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that's mental. they serve orange juice on planes anyway, why did she take her own?


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I wonder if it was a left handed screwdriver and not the drink
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 16:48:43 »

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Quote from: "bennett"
that's mental. they serve orange juice on planes anyway, why did she take her own?


 Cheesy

I wonder if it was a left handed screwdriver and not the drink


that'd just be silly. stop being silly
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 18:29:53 »

No snakes?
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Amir

« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 22:53:41 »

Don't forget to panic everyone.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4799057.stm
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