Something terrible happened to me

[Onion_Jimbo]

at a house party on Sat night and was severly boshed. For some insane reason I decided it would be hillarious to have a drink from my mates fish tank. So i picked it up and had a few mouth fulls. It was so grim I was almost sick straight away. But I wasnt. PHEW!


Then I noticed there was no fish any more  

[Onion_Jimbo]

thinking about it, was probably more terrible for the fish than me.

[oxford_fan]

 

the worst i have done at a house party is hit myself round the head with a guitar.


"ouch, gituars are sharp"

[janaage]

Jumped out a first floor flat with no shoes on.  My feet were killing for about 6 weeks after.

[strooood]

we made catfood and malibu smoothies a few months back. i didnt have one though  :beers

[hong kong red]

fell through a shower door at a house party once.
worst thing was that it was such a rough party and so much other bad shot was going on, nobody even noticed.

the 2nd worst thing i ever saw at a house party was the outcome of an 'upper-decker'...

 sick

[Onion_Jimbo]

whats an upper decker?

[Simon Pieman]

"Upper Decker"-(American slang); 1. in the game of baseball, a home run hit into the upper deck of a stadium; any baseball hit into a spectator deck that is elevated above field level.2. any spectator at a stadium event sitting in the upper deck 3. the practice of defecating in the tank of a toilet rather than the proper receptacle bowl, causing a prolonged offending odor from the unseen excreta.

-Cambridge English Dictionary

[DanOUFC]

Some old girl gave me a blow job whilst I was unconscious after too much drinking. I still don't know what to think of that whole incident

[hong kong red]

"Upper Decker"-(American slang); 1. in the game of baseball, a home run hit into the upper deck of a stadium; any baseball hit into a spectator deck that is elevated above field level.2. any spectator at a stadium event sitting in the upper deck 3. the practice of defecating in the tank of a toilet rather than the proper receptacle bowl, causing a prolonged offending odor from the unseen excreta.

-Cambridge English Dictionary

i'll give you a hint, it was nothing to do with baseball or sporting events in general...
good job young simon, i honestly had no idea that it would be listed in the dic. i assumed it was a yankie term that not many people knew about. excellent detectivenessship.

by the way, it wasn't me - i didn't have fecal trophies in the cabinet at the time, but it was my idea...something my cousins in the u.s. told me about.



 :shock:

[sonicyouth]

This is like an episode of Dirty Sanchez.

[strooood]

i pissed in someones pint before, he got arrested for going so mental  

[Simon Pieman]

a sick one was the story of a chap who was a contestant on the gameshow 'distraction'.

once when he was passed out from booze his mate pissed on him. now the poor chap didn't know this until he was down the pub with all his mates and his new mrs, and his friend (who pissed on him) told everyone.

to get his revenge the bloke got an empty pint glass from the bar, went to the toilet and worked his magic on the old one eyed snake, making sure that every last bit of his baby batter was in that glass. He went back to the bar, they filled it up and he challenged his buddy to a downing contest. when every last drop of the pale ale was drunk, he told everyone what he'd done. a great way to get revenge but disgusting none the less