Oh Phuck...

[sonic youth]

Will you be around on the 28th, 'rus?

nooooo!

[walrus]

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Double phuck....

I'm in absolute agony this morning.  Last night was very messy, and my heel is absolutely destroyed.  Having chipped into town with a mate we tried out a few "exotic" beers in spoons (Zywiec, Tske (or sumit?!)) and ended up wrecked.  Got turned away from the first bar on account of our shabby dress (I was going a bit risque with purple Maximo Park top and jeans that you'd all take the piss out of) so we headed into the biggest club in town, where we'd gone the week previous and had a decidedly average night.

We sat down, and instantly were being offered cigs on account of my mate supposedly looking like Stevie Gerrard (he looks nothing like him).  After enjoying the mongs hospitality, we tried it on with a couple of Swedish Oper's (how the hell do you spell that?) and somehow had some success.  It kinda fizzled out, but we did walk home with them, before dropping them off and going on a serious rampage.  We got a bit lost, so we thought our best bet was to head home as the crow flies....

Scaling fences, going over garages, ripping down trelaces as we climbed, we must have crossed 5 or 6 gardens.  We reached the end of a row of houses and were both stood on a garage roof, before we heard shouting.  We both jumped but unfortunately being a twat my right foot got a bit stuck and so the full force of my weight from a good 8 feet landed on my left heel.  Agony.  Running away was a nightmare.

Then after setting up a roadblock with cones and signs from a genuine roadworks I collapsed and went to sleep on teh toilet.  Sorry just thought I'd share that one with you....  Don't think I'll be at any games any time soon til I can walk again.

 :|

[Simon Pieman]

Oper - Do you mean Au Pair?

You probably thought you were having some success but I bet they just couldn't get rid of you. Or they thought you were a gayer in a purple t shirt

[McLovin]

They didn't let you in with an MP t-shirt and jeans on?  Not worth going to places like that...

[Simon Pieman]

They probably didn't let him in for being too drunk!

[sonic youth]

every bar within a 50 mile radius of brighton probably has a picture of him on the door with a big red cross through it

[Simon Pieman]

Even the gay bars

[STFCBird]

is his nickname rainbow bright?

[walrus]

every bar within a 50 mile radius of brighton probably has a picture of him on the door with a big red cross through it

    Probably....

Au Pair that's the one....  I knew that.   :|

I'm never doing anything again.  I feel like a bloody retard hobbling around, and when people asks me what've done I have have to make up an excuse so as not to sound like a yob/mong....

[Simon Pieman]

Maybe it's a cover story for getting bummed. That's why you're walking funny  :|