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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #105 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 00:02:15 »

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are you trying to get people to hug you again?

I'LL NOT BE FOOLED AGAIN!


We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
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« Reply #106 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 00:03:08 »

it's wrong for gays to adopt kids simon. if you're gunna fight in the streets for the love of god get the kids out of the way
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Danjackson10

« Reply #107 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 00:03:10 »

while we are on the subject! what is the ideal snack at night time?
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Devon Red

« Reply #108 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 00:03:39 »

crisps
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« Reply #109 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 00:03:45 »

si mate, i'm not sure if anyones told you, two men cant have kids together. they cant even adopt (well, they shouldn't be able to, dirty bummers the lot of em) and as stealing kids is still technically illegal, you're fucked mate.
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« Reply #110 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 00:04:15 »

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it's wrong for gays to adopt kids simon. if you're gunna fight in the streets for the love of god get the kids out of the way


Sorry, I was trying to be clever posting The Who's lyrics.

Wine is the perfect snack post midnight.
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« Reply #111 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 00:05:26 »

food man not wine...!!!
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« Reply #112 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 00:05:29 »

fucks sake leggett get your own sense of humour
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Devon Red

« Reply #113 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 00:06:31 »

started drinking woodpecker cider tonight not realising its only 3.5%. feel conned. Sure it used to be stronger or am i imagining it?
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« Reply #114 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 00:07:03 »

dude are you deliberately flouting DMR's grammar nazi regime? you'll be for the high-jump mate!
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« Reply #115 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 00:09:02 »

a few years back me and some mates went for a curry, one friend was drinking woodpecker, tucked away two or three of em before we left, then was falling about claiming he was well pissed... when we found out woodpecker is only 3.5% we ripped the piss for ages...
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« Reply #116 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 00:09:51 »

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started drinking woodpecker cider tonight not realising its only 3.5%. feel conned. Sure it used to be stronger or am i imagining it?


you want cider you should try monks delight mulling cider! the dogs!
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« Reply #117 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 00:11:12 »

Old Rosie is one of my favourites. Get's you very pissed as well.
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Devon Red

« Reply #118 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 00:11:25 »

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started drinking woodpecker cider tonight not realising its only 3.5%. feel conned. Sure it used to be stronger or am i imagining it?


you want cider you should try monks delight mulling cider! the dogs!
Was trying to do it on the cheap but unless you drink a lot really quickly it doesnt do much. Might branch out and try some of that next time then.
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« Reply #119 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 00:12:33 »

old rosie is a lovely scrummpy!
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