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Whits
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« on: Monday, May 15, 2006, 10:04:18 »

WOMAN'S DIARY
Saturday 29th April 2006
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went
shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up late so
thought it might be that.
The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere
quieter to talk.
He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go
somewhere nice to eat.
All through dinner he just didn't seem himself, he hardly laughed, and
didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying.
I knew something was wrong.
He dropped me back at home and I if he was going to come in, he
hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was wrong but he just shook
his head and turned the found on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was
going to bed. I put my arm around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just sighed
and sort of smiled. He didn't follow me up, but did later, and I was surprised when we made love. He
still seemed distant and cold. I started to think he was going to leave me, and that he had
found someone else....
I cried myself to sleep.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
MAN'S DIARY
Saturday 29th April 2006
Rooney's out of the world cup, there goes our chances then,
F*cking gutted!
Got a shag though
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
fatbury

« Reply #1 on: Monday, May 15, 2006, 10:06:27 »

aint that just the bloody truth!  
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Do any women actually keep diarys over the age of 15, really? I found mine the other day from 1993 made me laugh  Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, May 15, 2006, 10:47:13 »

Post some extracts!!!
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, May 15, 2006, 10:54:37 »

I might do tonight that might be quite funny
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, May 15, 2006, 11:52:26 »

 Do it!
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, May 15, 2006, 11:53:28 »

A bit like Lauras diary from Radio one!  Ace!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, May 15, 2006, 12:07:52 »

We could have a new section, but what could we call it?  Birdy's Bollocks?
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, May 15, 2006, 12:21:41 »

your a man ??  :shock:
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, May 15, 2006, 12:28:19 »

Quote from: "Whits"
your a man ??  :shock:


fuck off  :x  no
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, May 15, 2006, 12:48:17 »

Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "Whits"
your a man ??  :shock:


fuck off  :x  no



Nah,Birdy is a Cum dump  Cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, May 15, 2006, 13:02:27 »

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aint that just the bloody truth!  


not for you virgin boy
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, May 15, 2006, 13:22:07 »

Quote from: "Foggy"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "Whits"
your a man ??  :shock:


fuck off  :x  no



Nah,Birdy is a Cum dump  Cheesy


Stay away from my cum dump you  Cheesy
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