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« Reply #15 on: Sunday, April 2, 2006, 15:26:07 » |
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I don't think it's a sausage.... seeing as it left skidmarks when kicked down the corridor....
I can't remember exactly what I sent back but it was something like "I'm jus unpacking.... fun. Up to anything fun over Easter" and something about trying to remember last night.... I wish I could remember more from Friday, I keep getting this annoying feeling I made a total cock of myself...!
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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, April 2, 2006, 16:30:27 » |
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bung the turd in the freezer and send her this.
sorry about the other night, to cut a long story short im gay, but i would love to fiddle with your arse. i have frozen a turd and im up for some spacedocking, fancy coming over for some intergalactic car park bum fun?
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, April 2, 2006, 17:00:27 » |
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bung the turd in the freezer and send her this.
sorry about the other night, to cut a long story short im gay, but i would love to fiddle with your arse. i have frozen a turd and im up for some spacedocking, fancy coming over for some intergalactic car park bum fun? If she resists that then she must be frigid. |
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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, April 2, 2006, 17:03:33 » |
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bung the turd in the freezer and send her this.
sorry about the other night, to cut a long story short im gay, but i would love to fiddle with your arse. i have frozen a turd and im up for some spacedocking, fancy coming over for some intergalactic car park bum fun? I seriously do wonder about certain people on this forum :shock: |
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« Reply #19 on: Sunday, April 2, 2006, 17:05:06 » |
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bung the turd in the freezer and send her this.
sorry about the other night, to cut a long story short im gay, but i would love to fiddle with your arse. i have frozen a turd and im up for some spacedocking, fancy coming over for some intergalactic car park bum fun? I seriously do wonder about certain people on this forum :shock: Wonder what? What spacedocking with Mex would be like? I can't say I've ever wondered that myself, but I know what you're like Sade. |
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« Reply #20 on: Sunday, April 2, 2006, 17:09:22 » |
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 Shut it muppet. I wonder if this forum is actually for people with weird sexual fetishes. Example - shoving frozen turds up someones chuff. :shock: and I can safely say I won't be testing out space docking in the near future thankyou very much. Unlike you pie, who's probably ringing up his misses right now.... |
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« Reply #21 on: Sunday, April 2, 2006, 17:14:38 » |
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I don't have a missis.
Probably why I spend so much time sat around typing bollocks on here
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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, April 2, 2006, 17:18:06 » |
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I don't have a missis.
Probably why I spend so much time sat around typing bollocks on here Or.. I don't have a missis. Because I spend so much time sat around typing bollocks on here ? |
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« Reply #23 on: Sunday, April 2, 2006, 17:22:56 » |
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It is a vicious cycle. Sadly my lack of funds and my ugly mush have kept me indoors for quite some time.
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« Reply #24 on: Sunday, April 2, 2006, 17:24:06 » |
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You sound like shrek.
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« Reply #25 on: Sunday, April 2, 2006, 17:28:06 » |
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You sound like shrek.  Harsh Sade! Anyway, I've seen pictures, and no he doesn't look like Shrek! |
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« Reply #26 on: Sunday, April 2, 2006, 17:29:42 » |
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Sade's attempts to get hooked up with some forum cock are so transparent. She's even trying to woo fatbury |
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« Reply #27 on: Sunday, April 2, 2006, 17:31:22 » |
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 Fack off. I'm bored. I'm a married woman anyway. Me and jonny are very happy together. I'm going to be in his next movie. |
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« Reply #28 on: Sunday, April 2, 2006, 17:32:26 » |
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Fack off. I'm bored. I'm a married woman anyway. Me and johno are very happy together. I'm going to be in his next movie. Is that the Status Quo one he always goes on about? |
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« Reply #29 on: Sunday, April 2, 2006, 17:33:05 » |
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haysie will do anything.....and i know.
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