Reeves for King
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« Reply #60 on: Monday, March 27, 2006, 21:33:05 » |
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I don't go out in Swindon cos I'm too cool.
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here's the man himself when you need him?
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« Reply #61 on: Monday, March 27, 2006, 21:34:47 » |
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I was in there too, Pie. I didn't ask you for a fag though.. :shock: now that would have been funny its not too bad in there on a saturday is it? |
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« Reply #62 on: Monday, March 27, 2006, 21:38:22 » |
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I don't go out in Swindon cos I'm too cool. i don't go out in swindon cos i don't live there. and oxford's a bit nicer. |
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Reeves for King
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« Reply #63 on: Monday, March 27, 2006, 21:40:40 » |
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I also don't go out in Swindon cos a taxi costs £20 to get home and i have no money  |
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« Reply #64 on: Monday, March 27, 2006, 21:42:25 » |
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why not be 'ard and do a runner like daffyd?
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« Reply #65 on: Monday, March 27, 2006, 22:11:02 » |
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I was in there too, Pie. I didn't ask you for a fag though.. :shock: now that would have been funny its not too bad in there on a saturday is it? It's ace on a Saturday. I especially loved it when me and Rappers Delight were the only people frequenting the dancefloor when we requested a drop of aceness that wasn't recognised by anyone. |
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« Reply #66 on: Monday, March 27, 2006, 22:35:32 » |
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If they are calorie-impaired, you just need two paper bags and some good pick up lines like:
"You don't sweat much for fat girl," or "fart and give us a clue," or "bet you don't need a mattress to sleep on, luv."
Just say "what's wrong with a girl taking in a bit of laundary" when she waddles accross the dance floor.
You need the second bag just in case the first bag falls off
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« Reply #67 on: Tuesday, March 28, 2006, 09:26:26 » |
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why not be 'ard and do a runner like daffyd? 'cos he's a big girl about such things. never gets a round in either. |
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« Reply #68 on: Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 09:18:40 » |
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You do realise that Swindon men aren't exactly a bunch of oil paintings either...?  |
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« Reply #69 on: Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 10:07:28 » |
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I should be going out in Swindon next Friday for the first time in ages. Going to the brunel rooms to see Pendulum and Andy C and Cardiff's own 23DJ probably.
Last time I went I went in Yates I think it was and it's true the women were 95% pigs. The Pendulum are playing ?! Jesus, I'm half tempted to move back to Swindon! |
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« Reply #70 on: Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:03:56 » |
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You do realise that Swindon men aren't exactly a bunch of oil paintings either...? good shout!!!! |
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« Reply #71 on: Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:15:48 » |
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You do realise that Swindon men aren't exactly a bunch of oil paintings either...? :shock: |
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Forza_Swindon
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« Reply #72 on: Friday, March 31, 2006, 14:45:55 » |
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Why the face?? Its true enough....
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« Reply #73 on: Friday, March 31, 2006, 14:47:12 » |
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« Reply #74 on: Friday, March 31, 2006, 14:50:25 » |
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I think the real problem is Swindon doesn't have a real university so you get all the fit young 18-23 year old women migrating to the rest of the uk whilst no-one is migrating in.
I guess it would be the same for either sex.
The solution is to build a university. If you build it they will come.
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