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« on: Sunday, March 19, 2006, 01:15:57 »

Hes funny we need him.

I bet hes caught a disease from his messy flat Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, March 19, 2006, 02:33:36 »

I'm here yeovil. Had loads of mates down visiting. it's been a messy 4 days. I'm amazed I'm alive. Tonights the first night I'm not so fucked I can't see. I'm gonna drink some vodka till I pass out. Hopefully there's enough.
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, March 19, 2006, 02:46:33 »

\ Cheesy /

Good work Ben.
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, March 19, 2006, 02:50:31 »

I played pinball tonight in a pub. it was ace. I got some sort of mega-multiball action. they were flying all over the place. It was some sort of flinstones table. I think it was shouting yaba-dabba-doo at me although it may have been curry and guiness poisening.

Also earlier in the day my mate drove out to some random pub so they could have a nice lunch. I just drank guiness and ate crisps. but on the way home we decided it would be a good idea to by cigarettes and smoke them in a national trust car park. We showed those national trust people. There was a tree in the carpark called merton biggerou. It was insane.
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, March 19, 2006, 02:51:54 »

I would have hugged that tree if I was there.
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, March 19, 2006, 02:54:31 »

The tree became the hero of the day. I wonder who merton biggerou was. I think he was a pirate. I think the national trust place was next to somewhere called silverton. Merton the silverton pirate. He was an ace pirate who drank lot's of rum.
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, March 19, 2006, 02:55:19 »

YAR!!!!
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, March 19, 2006, 02:59:29 »

Why don't I have any cigarettes yeovil? I should have bought some instead of putting all my money into pinball. Although Ben + vodka + fags = burning down my house. It's probably a good thing.
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, March 19, 2006, 03:01:36 »

Ive run out as well so ive just called out one of my colleagues to do a job and it just so happens he will have some fags.I want some Vodka Cheesy They have 2 bottles for a fiver at my local corner shop :shock: I bet thats good stuff
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, March 19, 2006, 03:04:03 »

2 bottles for a fiver!!!!! That's the bestest deal in the world ever. I bet I'd still somehow manage to rinse £20, but as I'd be dead by the next day it probably wouldn't matter. Merton could drink lot's of vodka.
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, March 19, 2006, 03:07:03 »

What the fuck are Nordic Berries? Aparently my vodka is flavoured with them. Actually it's not my vodka but I'm stealing it.
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, March 19, 2006, 03:07:27 »

Rodbourne is the most alcoholic part of Swindon I reckon.

8 bottles of cheap Vodka would certainly kill you.
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, March 19, 2006, 03:10:31 »

Should be back in the mighty town in a few days. Haven't been back for over 2 months. I wonder how it's changed. I bet it's more expensive.
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, March 19, 2006, 03:12:58 »

a PINTS £6.30 IN A WORKING MANS CLUB.

Is it half term or something?
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, March 19, 2006, 03:20:32 »

Yeah Easter apperently. Got about 5weeks with no money and nothing till do till I get my next student loan installment. Might have to go for the seriously depressing option of employment. Thinking about that is a bit sobering. I'm not gonna think.
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