closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car...

[DMR]

it would take them at least 5 mins to get in etc which in that time i would have taken my baseball bat and smashed them round the head with it

   ace

[Compo]

i know who's car that is, and just for the record he doesn't work in dist, he works on deliveries!!!!!

[McLovin]

Interestingly my old man told me you never touch 3 things:

1. another mans bird
2. another mans pint
3. another mans car

good advice  

first one isn't true.
it should be your best mates bird.

touching birds of blokes you don't know is ok

Mate's bird is fine too... you only live once, etc etc.

[DMR]

Mate's sister is better (ask carver)  

[walrus]

Interestingly my old man told me you never touch 3 things:

1. another mans bird
2. another mans pint
3. another mans car

good advice  

So touching another man's cock is okay?   :shock:

[Spud]

if i ever caught anyone keying my car they better fucking prey they can run faster than me.

same goes for someone trying to steal it.

in our little estate i was up early one sunday and i saw a lad walking around with one glove on which had a screwdriver stuffed in it. he was up and down the car park having a look until he saw me at the window. i politely waved and told him to fuck off.
i'd even gone and put my trainers on just incase he tried stealing a car.

i fucking hate cunts like that

  Ace.

[Foggy]

Interestingly my old man told me you never touch 3 things:

1. another mans bird
2. another mans pint
3. another mans car

good advice  

I So like  touching another man's cock is this okay?   :shock:

 :shock:  :shock:

[Mexicano Rojo]

what about toucing forum members mums?

[McLovin]

 

[Spud]

[Sussex]

[Leggett]

i know who's car that is, and just for the record he doesn't work in dist, he works on deliveries!!!!!

  best hope he doesnt do it again then  :roll: