closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car...

[Leggett]

...was about 30mins ago...


finished work, bowl into the work carpark, waltz over to the motor and i notice some olvely colleague of mine has parked his nice shiney audi A4 so close to my car theres no way in hell i can get in through my drivers-side door. angry james.

i had reverse-parked, but he'd parked nose-first, so his drivers door was facing mine, theres no way he could've got out without smacking my car. so i got in the passenger side, climbed over, and i might have accidentily smacked my drivers door into his :roll:  (1987 mazda 323 worth about £500 Vs. fairly new audi A4 worth £5k+, it'll devalue his car more than mine )


some people really are inconsiderate cunts.

[Spud]

I bet the cunt works in Distribution.  :-))(

[Leggett]

whereever he works, i hope he enjoys his lovely red scratch on his black car!

[Spud]

Thats harsh im going to put your name up on the notice board with the words

"this cunt scratched your car!"  

[Leggett]

and i'll write underneath "and is willing to park your car for you as you obviously cant do it you cunt' woop

[Spud]

How can you write when he's broke both your arms?.

[STFCBird]

I have the same problem at my work.  Coz I am normally there first I park right at the end making sure I leave plenty of room, but this stupid bint in a people carrier still parks so close to me I can't open my door.  I stuck chewing gum to her wing mirror on monday

[DMR]

I have keyed 2 cars and put one windscreen through in my lifetime. Only one of these was deliberate.

[McLovin]

My car has been keyed, for no reason at all. Bastards.

[DMR]

You probably deserved it  

[magicroundabout]

if i ever caught anyone keying my car they better fucking prey they can run faster than me.

same goes for someone trying to steal it.

in our little estate i was up early one sunday and i saw a lad walking around with one glove on which had a screwdriver stuffed in it. he was up and down the car park having a look until he saw me at the window. i politely waved and told him to fuck off.
i'd even gone and put my trainers on just incase he tried stealing a car.

i fucking hate cunts like that

[DMR]

If they had stolen you're car, they'd probably get away  :?

[DMR]

Interestingly my old man told me you never touch 3 things:

1. another mans bird
2. another mans pint
3. another mans car

good advice  

[magicroundabout]

it would take them at least 5 mins to get in etc which in that time i would have taken my baseball bat and smashed them round the head with it

[magicroundabout]

Interestingly my old man told me you never touch 3 things:

1. another mans bird
2. another mans pint
3. another mans car

good advice  

first one isn't true.
it should be your best mates bird.

touching birds of blokes you don't know is ok