Random....

[Sippo]

Look For The Stfcfan Label  
Only a Fool Breaks the Stfcfan.
If You Can't Beat Stfcfan, Join Stfcfan.
Sweet as the Moment When the Stfcfan Went "Pop"  :?

[STFCBird]

Look For The Stfcfan Label  
Only a Fool Breaks the Stfcfan.
If You Can't Beat Stfcfan, Join Stfcfan.
Sweet as the Moment When the Stfcfan Went "Pop"  :?

 

[Foggy]

Foggy Tested,mother approved

Just for the taste of Foggy

[FlashGordon]

Anytime, Anyplace, FlashGordon!
Whatever your into, Get into Flashgordon!  :shock:
Ribbed for her Flashgordon  
Melts in your Flashgordon, not in your hand!
3 in 1 protection for your flashgordon!

Some great ones there!

[Sade]

Just for the taste of STFCBird
you want to be on STFCBird
STFCBird and on, and on
The ultimate STFCBird machine
The curiously strong STFCBird
If you want to get ahead, get a STFCBird
The STFCBird breakfast (recommended by Sussex Red)
If you like a lot Of STFCBird on your biscuit, join our club

   The last one! I used to love that advert!

[Maidenhead Red]

Don't Get Mad, Get Maidenhead Red
Refreshes the Maidenhead Red Other Beers Cannot Reach
It's How Maidenhead Red Is Done.
Maidenhead Red, Take Me Away
The Science Of Maidenhead Red


And my personal favourite: Have You Forgotten How Good Maidenhead Red Tastes?