Try carrying a drunk girl through town..she was small but my god she weighed a ton. all the bloody weirdos came out, including this black guy who was shouting, "you shouldn't be taking advantage of her man, thats wrong. But hey im a nigger what do i know". then he ran off...
and some guy was talking to a door.
Tails, you started a thread by saying that Town is full of weirdos but you go on to say that you've carried a heavy midget through Town. :?
Drunken heavy midgets are the new must-have accessory for the man about town. Did you not see the Oscars coverage? All the celebs had a drunken midget or two slung over their shoulders (in diamante, natch, this being a glam do)