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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, March 16, 2006, 18:32:43 »

By christ I felt like screaming at the TV last night.  What a fucking shambles that bird was wetter than than a urinal.

Like that Sugar chap said they aren't the best the country has to offer not  even Grimsby.

2k budget to make a profit with in catering in just one day selling pizza.

Why did the fuck did they spend all of their budget in the first place?

Profit margin should be 60% in catering call it 50% for these numpties still leaving them having to make 3k in just a day.
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, March 16, 2006, 18:34:31 »

that women didnt have a clue and was too soft! the bloke on the other hand managed the women well i thought
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, March 16, 2006, 18:35:04 »

Over weight chickens!  Soapy Tit Wank They wanted to amke 500 pizza's in theory, they made 90!

That Jo bird (blonde curly hair) does my nut! Mouthy cow!

Great show!
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, March 16, 2006, 18:36:17 »

i hate her too! i want to kill that bitch!  :twisted:
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, March 16, 2006, 18:39:09 »

Fucking Jo gets on my tits but she wasn't that bad last night and did quite well as part of the blokes team.

Some of the other women though you couldn't dream of employing or ever having to work with.  So full of their own ability yet huff like an 8 year old when they don't get their own way.
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, March 16, 2006, 18:40:49 »

the fat one is starting to annoy me too!
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, March 16, 2006, 23:27:42 »

Claim to fame:

Paul Tulip is a friend of mine. He is (or rather was) a bloody shit hot wicket keeper (big surprise that he didn't go on to play for Yorkshire). He's a really funny guy. Was a cocky twat from an early age. The amount of sledging that he did as a 14/15 year old in a pretty high standard of cricket was unbelievable !

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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, March 16, 2006, 23:30:54 »

Is he really only 26 NMH?  

He's come across ok so far bit cocky but measured enough with it that he hasn't come across as a tit like a few of the others.
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, March 17, 2006, 02:38:31 »

Yes, he is only 26. He is a really character and his father (a high ranking ex copper) is precisely the same only with a Teeside accent. They are both the life and soul of the party. Paul is (or at least was) really, really cocky - but absolutely hilarious with it ! I wouldn't be surprised if Paul makes a few people look like real tw@ts !

Haven't seen Paul for about 5 years and was really surprised that he was appearing on the Apprentice. Another friend told me about it last year when I was back in the UK.

Won't spoil it for you, you'll just have to keep watching !

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« Reply #24 on: Friday, March 17, 2006, 03:17:42 »

which one is paul?

there are 2 decent blokes on that show, the fat black and the chubby unshaven whitey - the one's who were in the fat chef costumes
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, March 17, 2006, 11:55:57 »

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which one is paul?

there are 2 decent blokes on that show, the fat black and the chubby unshaven whitey - the one's who were in the fat chef costumes


Chubby whitey is Paul.

My mate got down to the last 50 for the apprentice but dropped out to go snowboarding instead.  After the standard of a couple of them this year it's not really saying much.
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, April 26, 2006, 21:06:08 »

Gutted, Syeed has gone.

 I'd have preferred him to stay just for the comedy value rather than the lettuce licker Ruth.
 
Can’t believe how lacking in common sense a lot of them are and then so blatantly arrogant and bullish with it when they get pulled up.

THink the big black bruiser has it.
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, April 26, 2006, 21:15:02 »

Only second time I've seen it but seemed to me that any athletic style events on a ship full of oap's probably wasn't the way to go. With only two of them organising it aswell, blatently tricky to get the organisation done.

The fat white bloke played it perfectly. getting on the screens and stuff. proper bonus points.

Would have probably kept sayeed(sp?) out of the two of them, as dazza says, comedy value.

Also I thought the bit where the fat bird was going on about how sayeed didn't know how to work with her blah blah. Just summed up the point, who's fucking fault is that. yours or his.
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, April 26, 2006, 21:34:16 »

I fell asleep and missed half of it. Bugger.
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, April 26, 2006, 21:46:25 »

Wasn't as good as usual Sussex but on the point Ben made I think the battle tank ruled herself out of the job.

I think it'll come down between Ansell, Paul and Ruth.  Interviews next week with two to go, possibly Paul out of those top three with Ansell stealing at the post.
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