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« Reply #15 on: Friday, January 14, 2005, 09:26:46 »

Quote from: "Onion_Jimbo"
What do you call a black man flying a plane?


A pilot you racist bastard!!!



Quality!!!!  That's a great one!!
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, January 14, 2005, 09:56:08 »

If we're all at it...

On the day of Jill Dando's death, she had been arguing with her husband about some home improvement ideas... he wanted to paint the front door green, but she was dead against it...
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, January 14, 2005, 10:18:53 »

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If we're all at it...

On the day of Jill Dando's death, she had been arguing with her husband about some home improvement ideas... he wanted to paint the front door green, but he was dead against it...


IF you are gonna tell a morbid joke get it right love  Wink  read it again  Cheesy
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, January 14, 2005, 10:22:46 »

Doh! Should be better now. Thanks for being a smart arse...
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, January 14, 2005, 10:27:43 »

Wink  you know me  Cheesy
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, January 14, 2005, 10:31:20 »

Unfortunately, yes...  Wink

How you been keeping, Bird?
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, January 14, 2005, 10:41:27 »

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Unfortunately, yes...  Wink

How you been keeping, Bird?


Very well thanks and you?

We just don't talk anymore like we used to Dave  Sad
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, January 14, 2005, 10:43:00 »

Yeah good. Start a new job Monday, so today is a doss.

I haven't been around much for the last month, that's probably why.  Horse surviving the winter ok?
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, January 14, 2005, 10:46:16 »

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Yeah good. Start a new job Monday, so today is a doss.

I haven't been around much for the last month, that's probably why.  Horse surviving the winter ok?


Well done, hope it is more money than your old job!

Horsey is fine thanks, he still fat, for this time of year!

Have you got over your online gambling addiction yet?
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, January 14, 2005, 11:06:07 »

Job is only slightly better money, but its all server stuff now, so hopefully i can make something out of it.

Yeah, since i moved out i have started playing poker with humans, its much better if you win, to physically take their cash from their grubby little paws.

More skint than ever, what with bills etc though.  Sad
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, January 14, 2005, 11:23:21 »

you will have to teach me to play poker then as I am moving out in a few weeks, I have all the poor stuff to look forward to  Crying
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, January 14, 2005, 11:51:13 »

i think Yeovil and Dave Russel are more experienced in the online variety, you could try them?
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DMR

« Reply #27 on: Friday, January 14, 2005, 21:55:48 »

Yeh I'll teach you

If you want proper crude jokes then try this one...

How do we know Princess Di didn't have dandruff? Because they found her head and shoulders on the dashboard...
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