World Cup descends into farce

[Bob's Orange]

After the dramatic events of day one of the inaugrual Stunners World Cup, fans of Spain and Norway have been left in a state of confusion as neither team appears to have turned up to the match. The Norweigan manager Nils Fjortoft was seen briefly at the stadium with 3 random women in bikinis before dashing off with a rucksack on his back and an Erik Thorstvedt lunchbox in his hand.

The Spanish manager, Adje Casillas has yet to be seen and early reports suggest he was last seen in a Tapas bar 4 miles south of Carlisle.

Surely it is only a matter of time before the SWCA take some serious action as the event descends into near chaos.

In other news, the Australian squad had to be evacuated after a fire broke out at team HQ. Guest chef Shane Warne was left with singed eyebrows but thankfully nobody was hurt however a large bundle of Royal Mail post was destroyed.

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[Northern Red]

This is a farce   :evil:

Can I apply to take control of one of the teams with soon to be sacked managers - I think I'd do much better and can always post a team at 9am on a weekday - I regret not signing up originally  

And all my pictures will be clean as they'll have to come through the strickest filters on the internet ever.

Pleeaasssseee  

[Ralphy]

I deny all knowledge of any post being burnt