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« on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 19:04:38 » |
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Disgraced Australia team manager Ralphy Postman has been reported to the SWCA (Stunners World Cup Association) after almost causing a riot in the Australia v Hungary Group match. Postman was incensed after the Hungarian manager withdrew from the event due to 'unforseen circumstances'. Postman was seen to throw a small squeaky dinosaur and a travel ludo set out of the back of his Britax Type R whilst shouting 'fix' repeatedly.
His anger appears to have been vented towards the judges voting on his match as it became clear that Hungary were heading towards a shock victory despite not fielding any players. Postman was last seen close to tears, conforting his team of Imbruglia, Valance and some bird from Home and Away.
Reports suggest that the SWCA could punish Postman with a 2 or even 3 game touchline ban.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 19:05:29 » |
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 19:05:51 » |
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 19:06:05 » |
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 19:06:18 » |
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 Top stuff |
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 19:06:55 » |
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i blame ralphy
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 19:07:39 » |
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 19:09:28 » |
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One of your greatest ever posts Ed. Cool!
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 19:18:11 » |
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 I never realised this world cup malarky would be this funny. |
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 19:20:31 » |
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This is particularly shocking  Funny as fuck though! |
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 19:24:14 » |
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That's quality!  |
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 20:13:57 » |
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What with Fatbury fielding ineligible players in the other match, the SWC has got off to a controversial start. I wouldn't want to be a judge right now. Still
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 20:38:00 » |
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I will make a statement shortly |
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