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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, January 19, 2022, 10:28:49 »

Westbury are pretty good to be fair to them
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, January 19, 2022, 12:47:27 »

They also have a player called Flippance, which is a cracker of a name.
There was a guy in my regiment called Flippance. Known by all as 'Flopper' which, when the RSM bollocked him for wearing his shorts at half mast and ordered him to pull them up, was the perfect nickname.

(Pull them fucking shorts down Flippance!)
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, January 19, 2022, 17:14:53 »

Feed the Cow and he will score? Assuming he's attack minded.

"graze your legs" Cowmeadow if he's defensive minded
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, January 19, 2022, 17:31:59 »

you make him sound like a lady shave Smiley
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, January 19, 2022, 19:16:42 »

I admit I cud do better
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, January 19, 2022, 19:48:41 »

udderly terrible
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