An infamous XI would be good, whether because it’s Nile Ranger, or because they’ve had a nailed down spot despite their very limited ability (think the Dukes, Pooks and Howes of the 00s). I’ll sleep on that.
Edit:
Matteo Lanzano - all good bar the catching
Brad Barry - not as good as his uncle
Alberto Commazzi - hailed as a coup, but couldn’t run (except away from the Italian fraud investigators)
Chris Robertson - only worked in reverse gear
Brandon Ormond Ottewille - not the new Ashley Cole
Charlie Colkett - more flicks than a ten year old on FIFA. And as useful.
James Brophy -
Harry Agombar - for his associates.
Anton Rodgers - looked like he could really play until the ball didn’t end up where it was supposed to.
Thomas Dossevi -
Nile Ranger -
With special mentions to Tijane Reis, Drissa Traore, Elijah Adebayo, Jack Barthram, Troy Archibald-Henville, Daniel Boateng, Lukas Magera, Alan O’Brien, Elliot Bunyon, Calvin Andrew and Vincent Pericard.
You have missed the talent of Oliver Risser, he was awarded the captaincy!