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Demasiado no es demasiado
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« on: Monday, November 4, 2013, 18:56:42 » |
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So far today I have seen a man take a shit by some bins across the road from one of my pubs, been punched by a fucking seymour women and looked down the top of an attractive Spanish girl.
Can anyone top that?
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DRS
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, November 4, 2013, 18:58:55 » |
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Yeah i can. I took a shit in some bins dressed up as a spanish bird and twatted some cunt who was perving down my top
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Batch
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, November 4, 2013, 19:00:12 » |
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Yeah i can. I took a shit in some bins dressed up as a spanish bird and twatted some cunt who was perving down my top
With that information will Mex now delete you from his wank bank....will he... |
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DMR
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, November 4, 2013, 19:01:10 » |
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If you wanted everyone to know you now have 2 pubs you could have just said so x
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mexico red
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Demasiado no es demasiado
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, November 4, 2013, 19:04:19 » |
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wank bank overload. Currently watching a big fat man sitting on some steps singing part time lover badly, oh and dmr your barred from both and my clubs too
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, November 4, 2013, 19:06:42 » |
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Yeah i can. I took a shit in some bins dressed up as a spanish bird and twatted some cunt who was perving down my top
And to top it off you fell asleep on the bus  |
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, November 4, 2013, 19:25:14 » |
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Not today...but on Friday delivering to the terminal 2 refurb at Heathrow a tall man stood proud at the toilet door and flashed me a smile and then uttered the immortal words....hi,i am Lithuanian.
Neeless to say it was the quickest piss i have ever had.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, November 4, 2013, 19:32:09 » |
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I went into Melksham town centre, that was a treat!
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, November 4, 2013, 20:59:25 » |
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I've been in Bournemouth. Where dreams go to die. I bought some new trousers and eaten a wagamamas.
I have defecated once, but not seen anyone else do so. I suspect they have but I didnt try to watch.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, November 4, 2013, 21:02:22 » |
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Someone did ask me yesterday if I'd looked up Mex when I was down in the south east. We've all looked up Mex. A terrifying sight. Especially since he's been in Brighton. Its like a pestilent windsock painted by salvador dali.
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Notts red
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, November 4, 2013, 23:02:15 » |
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I went into Melksham town centre, that was a treat!
Me too, past all the pound stretcher shops and takeaways ! |
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TheMajorSTFC
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, November 4, 2013, 23:05:04 » |
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I went back to work after a week off; it was shit!
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, November 5, 2013, 02:06:44 » |
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Not today...but on Friday delivering to the terminal 2 refurb at Heathrow a tall man stood proud at the toilet door and flashed me a smile and then uttered the immortal words....hi,i am Lithuanian.
Neeless to say it was the quickest piss i have ever had.
the Lithuanians we have in mk are all extremely attractive young ladies |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, November 5, 2013, 03:26:25 » |
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I went to the hospital to get an AIDS test
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, November 5, 2013, 14:16:19 » |
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the Lithuanians we have in mk are all extremely attractive young ladies
Of a side note kinky Tom, the bakery in Stony Strattford now do Lardy Cakes  |
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