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Barry Scott

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« Reply #15 on: Monday, August 20, 2012, 14:39:43 »

No, openly do it in your pants. Make sure you're wearing just your pants and when they call.

When it rings, quickly open a beer first and drink it while you're interviewed. And constantly look around the room and chuckle, while asking them to repeat the same question repeatedly, saying you weren't listening. Then dose off mid answer.
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, August 20, 2012, 14:42:33 »

No, openly do it in your pants. Make sure you're wearing just your pants and when they call.

When it rings, quickly open a beer first and drink it while you're interviewed. And constantly look around the room and chuckle, while asking them to repeat the same question repeatedly, saying you weren't listening. Then dose off mid answer.

With loud music playing in the background every so often singing along? Preferably one that contains the word fuck a lot.
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, August 20, 2012, 14:46:31 »

With loud music playing in the background every so often singing along? Preferably one that contains the word fuck a lot.

Yeah, but mosh a bit as well, like you've completely forgotten they're there. Then suddenly act startled and stare at the webcam, like you've just woken up and you're deeply suspicious of the people you're looking at. Then ask them if they're pedophiles.
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, August 20, 2012, 15:25:55 »

You should also dance like jim from the 1st american pie when he has the webcam set up with that bird
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, August 20, 2012, 15:28:27 »

You should also dance like jim from the 1st american pie when he has the webcam set up with that bird

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« Reply #20 on: Monday, August 20, 2012, 15:37:06 »

A job application/interview request via Facebook? Bit dodgy perhaps? Not very proffesional.
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, August 20, 2012, 15:39:10 »

I thought that at first, but most of these companies "run by students for students" type thing use facebook as pretty much everyone they're targeting is on there.

Potentially less interest via normal recruitment method's I would think.
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, August 20, 2012, 17:42:48 »

Do it in your pants.
this, just wear a shirt and tie but either with pants or fully nekkid from waist down.
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 07:52:29 »

Wear a Swansea City shirt......
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, August 22, 2012, 08:59:20 »

I've been out of work for bloody ages.

I have my 6th interview for a job tomorrow - the 2nd with the CEO.
If it takes this long to make a decision, makes you wonder if they're worth working for !
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, August 22, 2012, 15:50:13 »

I've been out of work for bloody ages.

I have my 6th interview for a job tomorrow - the 2nd with the CEO.
If it takes this long to make a decision, makes you wonder if they're worth working for !
It may be worth asking them if they need anything else from you before you leave the next interview, as you my be able to seal the deal there and then.

Anyway, all the best
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