Bollocks, fuck, shit

[Coca Fola]

 

[Arriba]

Its your wedding so if you are worried about a speech then don't do one. I'd be shitting it in your position and would just not bother.

[Flashheart]

What arriba said

[Notts red]

Its your wedding so if you are worried about a speech then don't do one. I'd be shitting it in your position and would just not bother.

Thats what I did, I just asked my best man to include a couple of things and then let him get on with it. If your not good or don't like this sort of thing it's not worth the stress and panic of it all and it will leave you then just to enjoy the day which is how it should be. My best man was a nervous wreck for day's leading up the the wedding about giving a speech and I remember I Kept on telling him there was nothing to worry about 

[china red]

No red dresses now, mostly they do a 'fake' western wedding.

Must give a speech (in fact three), think i'll just go for the make it up as I go along and hope for the best.

I'd love to do a swindon related one but the only person in the room who would get it is the best man who's a hammers fan.

[SuggWillSugg MBE]

End with,

"Oh, and Di Canio's ours!"
or something along those lines!

[kerry red]

Just don't forget to substitute 'R' with 'L'  e.g.

VELLY instead of VERY and vice versa

SMELLY becomes SMERRY

Hope this helps

[ron dodgers]

Just don't forget to substitute 'R' with 'L'  e.g.

VELLY instead of VERY and vice versa

SMELLY becomes SMERRY

Hope this helps

fanks kelly