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Flashheart

« on: Saturday, March 31, 2012, 11:13:51 »

Or UDI's as I call them

I am currently sporting a rather large and quite sore bruise on my thigh, must have occurred last night some time. Do I know how it happened? Do I fuck!
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donkey
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He headed a football.




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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, March 31, 2012, 11:18:55 »

It'll happen old son.

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I headed the ball.

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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, March 31, 2012, 11:28:34 »

friend of mine woke up in hospital with both his legs broken - apparently he fell asleep on the pavement with his legs in the road and a car ran over them - he has no recollection of this at all...
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Flashheart

« Reply #3 on: Saturday, March 31, 2012, 11:50:18 »

friend of mine woke up in hospital with both his legs broken - apparently he fell asleep on the pavement with his legs in the road and a car ran over them - he has no recollection of this at all...

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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, March 31, 2012, 11:53:40 »

friend of mine woke up in hospital with both his legs broken - apparently he fell asleep on the pavement with his legs in the road and a car ran over them - he has no recollection of this at all...

I rmember watching some video in RE many years ago that something similar happened to a guy and a train track. He didn't so much wake up with broken legs as no legs at all. That's taking getting legless to the extreme.

Not sure why we watched this in RE, maybe he found god after.
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, March 31, 2012, 12:12:53 »

Led to believe I had an altercation with a kerb after going to the pub after wembley, smashed up face and hands ahoy
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