Sleepwalking

[WR5]

Not sleepwalking but my cousin and his wife swapped houses with her Mum. About 3 weeks after they had moved my cousin came home from a late shift and went to the wrong house let himself in and got as far as getting changed for bed before he realised it was the wrong house.

[Baggins]

Did he go home in a somnambulance ?

Noone else seems to have acknowledged this, so I'll do it.  That is punnery of the highest order. 

[walrus]

I sleepwalk and piss, which is quite annoying.  If I sleep somewhere unusual, I've been known to piss in unusual places.

I first discovered it when I joined uni.  Each morning people would awake to find random puddles.  Once on the sofa, once on someone's bed, once on the kitchen hob etc etc...  Eventually, it transpired it was piss.  It was only when I was roughly awoken to find myself starkers and presented with a pair of my piss-sodden boxers that the penny dropped.

When I moved into my current flat about 2 years ago, my girlfriend awoke to find me squatting over an open bedside draw pissing.  When she tried to stop me, I reacted quite angrily.  I awoke the following morning with not a clean pair of boxer shorts in sight.

This happens to me on a semi-regular basis, and I'm frightened to sleep in unusual beds.  I even pissed in a mate's fireplace.

I also pissed all over a one night stand's stash of cuddly toys during Fresher's week at uni.  Needless to say, it has led to numerous nicknames.

[Chubbs]

I sleepwalk and piss, which is quite annoying.  If I sleep somewhere unusual, I've been known to piss in unusual places.

I first discovered it when I joined uni.  Each morning people would awake to find random puddles.  Once on the sofa, once on someone's bed, once on the kitchen hob etc etc...  Eventually, it transpired it was piss.  It was only when I was roughly awoken to find myself starkers and presented with a pair of my piss-sodden boxers that the penny dropped.

When I moved into my current flat about 2 years ago, my girlfriend awoke to find me squatting over an open bedside draw pissing.  When she tried to stop me, I reacted quite angrily.  I awoke the following morning with not a clean pair of boxer shorts in sight.

This happens to me on a semi-regular basis, and I'm frightened to sleep in unusual beds.  I even pissed in a mate's fireplace.

I also pissed all over a one night stand's stash of cuddly toys during Fresher's week at uni.  Needless to say, it has led to numerous nicknames.

thats amazing,

since my first episode a few days back i havent had any repeats, so seems to be a one off.

[nevillew]

Noone else seems to have acknowledged this, so I'll do it.  That is punnery of the highest order. 

Thanks.