Ben's night in, with the gin!!

[flammableBen]

Title explains it all. like that clarissa bird. Coincidently I am chatting to my housemate clarissa on msn. what a crazy world we live in.  Although she's chatting to a bloke she likes on msn, which is fair enough. So I've been left msn buddy chatless and need some amusing anecdotes....

I'll start..

While at glastonbury a week and a bit ago, on what I believe was the friday night. Me and a good friend steve were waiting for our friend laurence to turn up at the glastonbury spring water sale point near the pyramid stage. Unfourtunatly whatever folky stuff he was watching ran late. There was a bird obviously in the same situation as us (not been met by people) so I asked her if she wanted to watch the killers with us, she seemed happy with this and followed us off into the crowd. Chatted to her through out the killers along with a bit of dancing seemed to getting on pretty well, and even thought I might be in here.

Well after much more enjoyable conversation and me thinking I've met a genuinely nice bird I ask the question "What are you doing after glastonbury?". to which I get the reply..
"I'm going to pick up my wedding dress"

Didn't get done a bit on that one.

Smart, looking back on it I think she realised I was chatting her up and tried to drop it in at the first oppertunity, either that or she was trying to put me off, but she did give me a free cup of tea later (she was working at some tent) . Which at the time was nearly as good as anything else I was hoping for.

[bit edited because I managed to accidently delete the bit where I met here, oops]

[flammableBen]

for fuck sake, seriously people. There must be at least one other person doing the boredom drinking on a mondsay night. quite frankly I'm dissallusioned (or however it's spelt) with the whole forum.

[yeo]

Im at work (playing on the PS2)

[yeo]

Ben thats a pretty rubbish Glastonbury story if you dont mind me saying.

You talked to a girl who pretended to be married and gave you a cup of tea

Wheres the sex,drugs and rock and roll?

[flammableBen]

haha

yeah. I still believe she was actually getting married.

[Ben Wah Balls]

Interesting you should mention marriage 'cos I was at the pub on Friday and these two women came in, one was a bit fat, but the other one was fit, she looked about mid 20s but later turned out she was actually 31 or 32 one of the other, surprisingly old. We gave them a few games of pool and I was getting on with the fit one quite well.

So when the pub people threw us out said women invited me and my mates to a "party" at one of thier houses, we wanted to get a kebab first so she gave us her address. Unfortunately the kebab place was shut but luckily we managed to blag some pizza off some of my mates sisters friends which was good....anyway when we got to the house we found that their husbands were in (they forget to mention they were married and they were definitely married)so we had to quickly leave.  :run: Think I got them into some trouble, not my fault though. :grin:

Was quite funny at the time.

Then some more stuff happened after that but I cannot divulge that.

I'm sure I have loads more anecdotes but I have wiped many of them from my memory.

[Ben Wah Balls]

Thinking about it that was actually Saturday night, nothing interesting happened on Friday night.

[Kinky Tom]

Ben thats a pretty rubbish Glastonbury story if you dont mind me saying.

You talked to a girl who pretended to be married and gave you a cup of tea

Wheres the sex,drugs and rock and roll?

That's closer than I got though.

[Boeta]

It's been a couple of years since I last had gin. Drunk it out of necessity because the stuff is vile

[McLovin]

I can only drink Gin in a Long Island or with juice, as it is revolting...