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http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_get_AnatidaephobiaThis is such a relief that finally been diagnosed with this cruel and frightening condition  It makes sense of a lot of things in my life starting with the coot at Coate that followed me until i had climbed the top level of the diving board. Also the menacing mallard at Mannington that threatened me with an evil look of,pure evil in his eyes i swear. But it was nothing compared to my night at the Chinese Rendevouz and my spicy duck with spring onions,the waiter thought i had come down with a peanut allergy i was so stressed,was even worse when i was presented with the Bill 
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, April 15, 2011, 18:42:08 » |
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Ginginho
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, April 15, 2011, 19:08:06 » |
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My Dad has the original blueprints to that diving board at Coate.
True story.
Oh, and this.
[url width=524 height=513]http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p210/smaisey/Leefer.jpg[/url]
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, April 15, 2011, 19:09:03 » |
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I'd love to be a duck
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Things get better but they never get good
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leefer
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, April 15, 2011, 19:14:20 » |
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My Dad has the original blueprints to that diving board at Coate.
True story.
Oh, and this.
[url width=524 height=513]http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p210/smaisey/Leefer.jpg[/url]
Quality  ,cross breed it with that North American monster. |
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Batch
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, April 15, 2011, 19:39:19 » |
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I'd love to be a duck
That's quackers. |
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Saxondale
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, April 15, 2011, 21:20:35 » |
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I do love Eddie Izzards routine about ducks and why they are evil.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, April 15, 2011, 21:45:24 » |
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My Dad has the original blueprints to that diving board at Coate.
True story.
Can I have a copy? |
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Chubbs
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, April 16, 2011, 06:34:56 » |
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[url width=500 height=545]http://www.geekosystem.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ducks-dog-masks.jpeg[/url]
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, April 16, 2011, 10:10:06 » |
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The Reverend Spooner would have had trouble with this.
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wiggy
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, April 16, 2011, 12:08:41 » |
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Chubbs - that picure is brilliant - I have nicked it and will claim it as my own elsewhere!
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Thank [insert deity of choice] for beer and peanuts
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, April 16, 2011, 12:12:06 » |
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[url width=100 height=100]http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz192/denistephenson/FUNNY/fight/e109jpg.gif[/url]
[url width=104 height=100]http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c31/KhrisKavorkian/duckpyscho.gif[/url]
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, April 16, 2011, 12:59:05 » |
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, April 16, 2011, 13:08:12 » |
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[url width=256 height=224]http://www.geeks.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Duck-Hunt.jpg[/url]
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