Today

[Nomoreheroes]

I've been doing lines and drinking cider . Currently watching south park. Need to close 1 eye to use my iPhone 

Messy.

Is that the advice Apple give to improve reception?

[Lumps]

Sorry to disappoint but it was my brother-in-law's, and the missus and kids were in there with me. Hmm, perhaps I should have left the mental image of Paul the Sunday Afternoon Hot Tub Lethario in play.

NO! I already feel sick having got back to work and had to wade through the NHS White Paper, and realising that it's a five year plan to privatise the NHS, I didn't need that!

[Saxondale]

What I was doing was selling cider in victoria park Hackney at the lovebox festival.  Where it was gay day.  And frankly it was very gay.  I would say 'Honestly some of the outfits' if that didn't also make me sound gay.

The soundtrack for the day was Cut Copy and Chromeo who were both frankly poor.  Next weekend I shall be doing the same but the soundtrack will be ZZ top, Emerson Lake and Palmer and Foreigner.

Jesus, the things I do for money