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Barry Scott

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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, September 29, 2009, 22:14:43 »

Gargle some salt water,that will help with the ulcer to.  

That's what i was going to say. Whenever i get a sore throat I get a glass of warm water, a revolting amount of salt, stir until as good as dissolved and then gargle it a mouth full at a time, until there's none left. Makes you wanna puke sometimes, but i think it works. At least my throat feels better, but then would it have anyway i often wonder?
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, September 29, 2009, 22:15:26 »

Have you been run down lately?
Do you have a slight fever?
Are you unable to talk?

If its stupidly painful and you have all the above you might have a Quincey...not nice at all and need to go into hospital
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, September 29, 2009, 22:16:38 »

Yes, Yes, No.

What's a Quincey?
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, September 29, 2009, 22:17:44 »

A sore throat. Time to man up Sam.
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, September 29, 2009, 22:26:06 »

An abscess between the back of the tonsil and the wall of the throat. Its fairly rare these days apparently but i had one.
Started as a little sore throat one saturday after football, by sunday evening it had rapidly got worse, alot worse! Monday morning was sent straight to hospital by doctor for 3 days!
Ask the wife to smell your breath, if it is it wont be smelling to fresh right now
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, September 29, 2009, 22:29:37 »

I don't think she'd be too keen to smell my breath at the best of times.

I just found some cough mixture in the back of a cupboard. It's supposed to sooth sore throats so I downed about half the bottle. Well, not really, but a liberal dose. Fuck knows how old the cough mixture is though, could've been there for years.
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, September 30, 2009, 10:32:11 »

Bag of McCoys!!
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, September 30, 2009, 11:02:38 »

That's what i was going to say. Whenever i get a sore throat I get a glass of warm water, a revolting amount of salt, stir until as good as dissolved and then gargle it a mouth full at a time, until there's none left. Makes you wanna puke sometimes, but i think it works. At least my throat feels better, but then would it have anyway i often wonder?

It's always worked for me aswell,my nan used to swear by it.It seems a lot of the old remedies are better than all this mass produced stuff that contain allsorts of additive's etc. 
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, September 30, 2009, 18:13:07 »

I'm pleased to report that my sore throat has near enough gone. The bad news is that means I have to back to work tomorrow.
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