Lonely women in reading to kinky swindon

[Rustle]

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sexmap/

It seems the reading ladies are not getting enough from their fellas and are investing heavily in the Rabbit,while swindonian's seem to like it kinky.

[Doore]

Surprised this breaking news was not picked up by our resident News Monkey.  Interestingly, Cardiff women spend a lot on erotic books.

On a side note, Cardiff came fourth in a recent survey into the percentage of condoms sold being the extra large variety.  Before I moved here it was rumoured to be 60th.  The stats don't lie, people.

[jonny72]

What the fuck is going on in Upminster?

It appears to be the sex capital of the country.

[Batch]

And now I know what a TENGA flip hole masturbator is. What's wrong with mother fist and her five daughters?

[Talk Talk]

Surprised this breaking news was not picked up by our resident News Monkey.  Interestingly, Cardiff women spend a lot on erotic books.

On a side note, Cardiff came fourth in a recent survey into the percentage of condoms sold being the extra large variety.  Before I moved here it was rumoured to be 60th.  The stats don't lie, people.

Take note Mr Pieman.

Stock up on erotic porn books and get a willy enlarger.

[ibelieveinmrreeves]

And now I know what a TENGA flip hole masturbator is. What's wrong with mother fist and her five daughters?

Is that like the Fleshlight? The flashlight with a plastic vagina? Interestingly, the Fleshlight is also know as the "Reading fan", on account of it being a plastic cunt.

[Simon Pieman]

Take note Mr Pieman.

Stock up on erotic porn books and get a willy enlarger.

Or go bareback

[Talk Talk]

Local Sex Spend Ranking

1. Carterton    2.2x
2. Swindon    1.9x
3. Melksham     0.9x
4. Calne     0.7x
5. Hungerford     0.6x
6. Devizes     0.6x
7. Faringdon     0.6x
8. Malmesbury     0.6x
9. Marlborough     0.6x
10. Cirencester     0.3x

Presumably Carterton has something to do with lonely RAF wives with absent husbands. Unless Sonic knows something different.

Jeez, Cirencester looks desperate. Unless they are all happily bonking themselves stupid there without any artificial help.