Join me on the flammableBen diet.

[flammableBen]

Just had a brain wave. If I put lashings of super hot chilli sauce on everything I eat will I shit my way into a more responsible weight/height bracket?

[Samdy Gray]

Sounds a blinding idea. I'm in.

[suttonred]

Sorry  Dr atkins, tried that one, you just end up with a red raw rusty sheriff's badge.

[Arriba]

i already am sort of on it.chicken chilli massala is my curry of choice,and is a damn site cheaper and more enjoyable than a colonic(not that i know what a colonic feels like)

[pauld]

Thanks arriba, now you've made me think of a super hot chilli colonic. My eyes are watering and I feel a bit faint