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« Reply #15 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 12:44:15 » |
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Put his mobile number in one of the desperate and dateless columns...or advertise him for sexual services
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 12:48:37 » |
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sign him up for some tena for men samples
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 12:56:09 » |
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Wait until drunk and asleep and stick a bar of dairy milk between his bum cheeks, that one always works well.
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 13:29:34 » |
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Wank into his hair
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 13:30:22 » |
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leave this on his computer
smouch.net/lol
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 13:30:48 » |
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Disembowel him with spears.
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 13:41:05 » |
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When he's had a few too many/passed out, use a pen to insert a condom up his arse, remove the pen and wait for him to wake up.
My mate was so embarrassed about what he thought had happened he didn't mention it for about two weeks.
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 13:51:14 » |
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Did this actually happen?? You made your mate think he might have been gay raped and he couldn't talk about it for weeks???
Or maybe he thought he could have been up for it when pissed and had some barely buried raging homosexual urges?
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 13:52:30 » |
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Im more concerned they touched each others bums
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 13:56:31 » |
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It did happen but I didn't have a, er, hands-on role.
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 14:03:48 » |
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It did happen but I didn't have a, er, hands-on role.
No you used your cock instead didn't you. Touching another mans bum would be gross. |
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 14:56:45 » |
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It did happen but I didn't have a, er, hands-on role.
Did you work it out with a pencil Sussex ? |
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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