I want a plate of cheese, various cheese, I want it on a gold platter.
I want the gold platter served by a Swedish wench, I want the Swedish wench to be naked.
I want the cheese served to me on her naked bosom, I want the cheese to taste so good.
I want the Swedish wench made of cheese, I want the platter made of cheese not gold.
I want the table made of cheese, I want the house to be made of cheese.
I want her to bring me the cheese with a cheese sauce.
I want her to deliver it to me on a motorbike made of cheese.
I want her to rush me away on the motorbike to the cheese world she came from.
I want to wear the bike leathers to be made of cheese too.
Fuck it I want the helmet to be made of cheese too.
Looks like I already have my wish.....I already have a cheese helmet!