It Could Be Worse..............

[Arch Stanton]

I think I might have the wrong end of the stick here, but are you talking birds...I met an ace Penhill bird a couple of years back, well dirty.

  Her husband was up in front of the beak for domestic violence, she wanted out, and while he had some sort of restraining order, she thought she'd have some fun.

   "I'm all yours " she said, "but you'll have to be prepared to take on the baggage"
 
 This included a heroin addicted daughter and a son with an ASBO.

   "Let me think about this, and I'll get back to you after tonight" says I.

  I decided against a 50/50

   

 

Sheer class...

[chalkies_shorts]

  I don't think Sutton or Chalkie are reliable sources of historical evidence...probably a pair of acid casualties.

I will admit to having been well pissed at the Hereford game as I was at virtually evey game in the 70s and 80s. I'm sure there was a Woody Allen lookalike. Never tried acid but being a shade under 50, there's always time.

[flammableBen]

I've never tried acid.

[herthab]

I have. Just the once. A major, major headfuck for me..............

[Arch Stanton]

I have... it burned my tongue something chronic.

It hurt so much I dropped the battery I was sucking it from and it burned a hole in my hoodie.

etc etc etc sorry cheap joke I know.

[jayohaitchenn]

I've tried Acid. Made a massive schoolboy error and thought it hadn't worked so went to Tesco to buy a massive bottle of vodka instead.

Let's just say the drive home was quite interesting.

**Disclaimer**

I do not condone taking illegal substances and driving.

[janaage]

hehe, so true. They were cunts though.

You're still so bitter that you can't use a capital A? You've got janaageitis

Ha ha good one axs!! 

[Reg Smeeton]

I've never tried acid.

 I think it's probably for the best that you don't fB...your head is full of sufficient weird shit, as it is.