Won't somebody please think of the hypnotist? Another Malpas signing, if the new gaffer doesn't fancy him, he'll have to back to making people on hen parties and corporate nights out think they're chickens
I think the chicken option would be easier, he did fail to convince some of the players at the club they were actually footballers. Mmm, perhaps on reflection it would of been easier to hypnotise the fans in thinking that the team were actually playing some good football.