Aljofree Comments Today

[pauld]

If i was stacking shelves and some random customer started shouting horrific abuse at me i'd feel i had a right to have some words back at him

And if other customers heard you doing so, you'd probably get sacked or at least face disciplinary action. But it's a fairly rubbish analogy really as having customers comment on the performance of the job is not a standard part of the shelf-stacking role. If a couple of thousand people regularly gathered in the Co-op singing encouraging shelf-stacking songs and occasionally shouting "Don't put the peas back there" then berating the store manager for not using the promising young lad on the pineapples shelf, you'd have a point

[janaage]

I like the fact some of our players answer back to their critics, why should supporters comments not be responded to?  I just wish the players showed the grit, determination and fight against the opposition than they do against our amazingly fantastic supporters.

[janaage]

I prefer the analogy of if you worked at a Pritt Stick factory and you got the formula wrong, and you tried to test out the product, the atmosphere turns nasty as the 5,000 people watching you,  start chanting "you don't know what you're gluing".

[pauld]

I prefer the analogy of if you worked at a Pritt Stick factory and you got the formula wrong, and you tried to test out the product, the atmosphere turns nasty as the 5,000 people watching you,  start chanting "you don't know what you're gluing".

Good work sir. Made oi larf

[nevillew]

I prefer the analogy of if you worked at a Pritt Stick factory and you got the formula wrong, and you tried to test out the product, the atmosphere turns nasty as the 5,000 people watching you,  start chanting "you don't know what you're gluing".

Or indeed, to turn the tables, a sewage worker berating customer performance...

[pauld]

Or indeed, to turn the tables, a sewage worker berating customer performance...

"Your shit and you know it is"

[nevillew]

"Your shit and you know it is"

I was thinking "you don't know what you're pooing", but your effort is better,

Anyone for turd place ?

[herthab]

I hate all these puns. The same old faeces posting them time and time again. When all's said and dung it's just not funny. I'm really browned off..........

[nevillew]

I hate all these puns. The same old faeces posting them time and time again. When all's said and dung it's just not funny. I'm really browned off..........

Not bad - you missed 'dunny' for 'funny' though

[jayohaitchenn]

I was thinking "you don't know what your'e pooing", but your effort is better,

Anyone for turd place ?

Oh when the brown goes steaming in?

[Spencer_White]

People slag me off in my job quite often.

It does ruin your week sometimes, especially if they are right.

But if I turned round and lost it, offered them outside I wouldnt expect to keep my job.

Fucking hell, look at some of the crap Ash has to deal with. How he doesnt loose it with some of them ive got no idea. 

[Don Rogers Shop]

Fuck off i deal with that instead now, he sits their wacking one ov and lookin at haveawank.com

[Spencer_White]

I got Bully in the shop at the moment.

They keep buying blue paper roll from us because some of the kitchens and bathrooms are so disgusting they just carpet it first. Said he did one of your bogs that was litterally flowing with human shit last week. They must have just kept on using it right up to the bog seat! Dirty fucking foreigners.

[Simon Pieman]

Oh Asher's bogs
Are full of shit
Asher's bogs are full of shit
They're full of shit, shit and more shit
Asher's bogs are full of shit.