Tokays

[BANGKOK RED]

No it's not a word that I just made up.

They are big-ish lizards that live in this part of the world and are noisy cunts, especially at night whilst trying to sleep, like now for me. Yeah I know that I am still posting but I will be trying to sleep soon.

The wicky thing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokay_gecko

If you click on the audio sample thingy then you will know what I mean about the keeping you awake thing and they really are quite loud, even your smaller geckos can be noisy, irritating little cunts at times.

Anyway I'd just though that share some of the exotic-ness of where I live with you. I'd likely get more replies if I was talking about cats fighting or that weird sound that horny foxes make though.

[flammableBen]

Madly over the last hour I've been watching Adam And Joe Go Tokyo! and playing the Fallout PC games. The former has the word Tokyo - which is a bit like Tokays, the latter involves giant radioactive mutant Geckos, which you can punch in the groin. Great games. You can also kill children (by punching them in the groin if you wish), dig up graves, make friends with a cow before selling it for meat (which lowers your karma rating), repent and save your cow friend, and wander around in radioactive goo until you gain extra toes (which you can then get amputated and eat if you wish) amongst loads of other mental things which you'd probably never try.

Madness.

[flammableBen]

As an Asian wildlife expert, do you think one of these Tokays would have a chance against that awesome Big Japanese Hornet thing?