Some years ago I got burgled....in the house at the time, but asleep, one of my kids who was about 7or 8 at teh time wandered downstairs saw what had happened and woke me up......cunts had only just gone.
So I rang OB, who's line was the standard, what do you want us to do about, catch someone? Its 3:00 in the morning, go back to bed and we'll send someone round, when we've got time.
Feeling dischuffed by this, I played my mastercard...."my wife works in a miltary establishment, dealing with sensitive material" "Her keys have been stolen so there may be security implications". Ace

forensic team , sniffer dogs, place crawling with OB all within about 15 minutes. They never caught anyone, mind.