Limericks anyone?

[axs]

or sandy and VAT?

[redbullzeye]

And pretty girls make graves...

[Batch]

There was an old women called sandy,
whose maths weren't very handy,
I know it's not right,
but in a certain light,
shes worth a quick hand shandy.

(yes I'm fucking joking)

The takeover was due yesterday,
but the lawyers are being a bit gay,
if it isn't done soon,
I'm going to rip the fat controllers head off and shit down his throat.

(technically that doesn't rhyme and isn't a limerick either).

[Simon Pieman]

There was a man named Ady
Who happened to piss of Lady
He went out in Old Town
And acted a clown
He'll probably be back there on payday

[Luci]

[red macca]

And pretty girls make slaves...

:shock:

[figgis]

i knew a young lady from leicester
old mikey did try to molest her
he got quite a shock
when he pulled out his cock
and saw it had began to fester.

[Colin Todd]

There was a old woman called sandy
At accounting she was rather handy
She worked for a twat
Who bought shares for a laugh
Sadly she forgot the VAT

 :?

Its a freestyle limeric. I dont need to conform to your petty expectations of a limeric rhyming. I'm the free thinking maverick of poetry

Or maybe it was just shit.

[herthab]

I know of a cunt who's a greek,
He's fucking people off as I speak,
We thought he would go,
He won't though you know,
He'll still be here next week...............

And the week after....................

And the week after..................

And the week after................................

[BANGKOK RED]

I know of a cunt who's a greek,
He's fucking people off as I speak,
We thought he would go,
He won't though you know,
He'll still be here next week...............

And the week after....................

And the week after..................

And the week after................................

Inspired      

[McLovin]

The once was a cunt called Sir Seton
Who was in for one hell of a beating (bear with me here...)
Along with his mate
The Greek we all hate
For fucking up our club and basically being a pair of theives who i would wish nothing less than Aids (the bad kind) on, and their families as well.

Erm, i kinda lost my train of thought...

[Tails]

Fuck Off Diamandis
Or you'll soon have found
What your
House will look like
When it's
Burnt to the ground...

Not quite a limerick, but a nice take on a classic nonetheless.

[jim]

There is a gay mod called S.Y.
who's rather too fond of Si Pie
He also likes Mex
(who's obsessed with sex)
and Bushey - he's 3 feet high

[flammableBen]

I once new a lovely young hooker
She was more than a bit of a looker
S.T.F.C got me mad
So I took it out on her bad
And I buried her mangled corpse in the woods.